Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML
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Xellith 5
you should love someone for who they are not what they look like.
RockieGirl 0
but chipmunks rule! ALVIN, SIMON, THEODORE.
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Comments (142)
lowran 0
D: I'm really sorry to hear that. My boyfriends dad broke up with one of his old girlfriends of 7 years cause she was "getting fat".
9tailedsensei 0
I'm sorry hon. My babygirl has chipmunk cheeks too cuz of her wisdom and she's the cutest thing in the world. There's a guy out there who will love you no matter what. Just be patient
lizzilla8297 2
if he's that much on an idiot, then you shouldn't want to be with him anyway. plus, who dates for seven years? either get married or break up already!!!
metalhead5564 0
Maybe shes not a shallow person like you who think they "love" the one that they are with for 2 weeks then move on to the next one. They were probably not ready to get married and didn't want to break up either.
needsagf14 12
if it's like that then you shouldve taken a hint earlier
laura_oddball 0
bite off his nuts, scurry away while making cute chipmunk noises, then bury them in your backyard. then take his money and leave. :)
lovely_leahh 0
what a tool! you can do better
metalhead5564 0
He doesn't deserve you if he is such a ********.
Muwahaha_fml 4
I have chubby cheeks and don't consider myself fat at all. I was just born this way. My boyfriend always calls me a chipmunk, forget about the loser. Some guys like it. :)
8WeAreYoung8 4
that's soo mean. :(
kirstyannemiller 4
Do what they did in bride wars, send him candy and shot for ages and when he's obese you can laugh at him