Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML
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Xellith 5
you should love someone for who they are not what they look like.
RockieGirl 0
but chipmunks rule! ALVIN, SIMON, THEODORE.
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Comments (142)
angryseatroll 5
Well, there might have been other reason and hedisnt want to say them. Or he was looking for an excuse because he diane just want to be with you. Or he could just have a phobia of chipmunks.
Improbability 0
Ug. My sister-in-law was broken up with by being told he could see her getting fat one day. Not that she was, but that he could "see it." #33 has it right. This was an easy way out for him. If he was seriously concerned with the chipmunkness of your face, he's an ass. Along with every other SUPER shallow person out there. Looks can and do matter, but not THAT much! I can't even count how many times I have seen the person downing cheeseburgers and fries, never exercising and staying skinny anyway, judge the poor girl who eats healthier and tries harder.
ozymandias_fml 0
YDI for not taking care of yourself and considering his feelings and opinions when you packed on the pounds.
Ligerie 0
well I wouldn't want to be stuck with someone I really wasn't attracted to. But I'm sure there is more to it than that.
jackkerouc9 0
apparently he didnt like you chipmunking his nuts. I'm sorry.
wiener_lover 0
Lose weight to make him feel bad. Living well is the best revenge
PhillyFox 0
It sounds like there's another reason behind it. If he's been with you for seven years and just one day decides to break up with you because of your cheeks, he's a shallow loser. I mean come on! After seven years looks shouldn't matter that much, unless that's the only reason he was dating you. If that's the case, be glad he's gone. You deserve a guy that will love you for you, not just your looks.
srscrs 0
I'm confused... I was bored and did the moderate the fml thing last night. This one came up, only with the added line "I just had my wisdom teeth removed" at the end. So... did they edit that line out or is someone just submitting a ton of fml's, hoping one will eventually be accepted even if they're fake?
Im_Jesus_BITCH 3
Well that would explain why her cheeks would be "fat". Just swelling.
ruben7467 0
I like cheese.
sarcasticbitch 7
I would say YDI because you did it to urself, its not like he stuffed u with all that food which made u fat. FYL because he could leave u in more gentle way. Anyway now u have the right motivation to less weight heads up!