Today, my boyfriend of five years was in a bad car crash, and ended up with a concussion. He didn't remember me. At all. But he remembered his other girlfriend he had cheated on me with for two months. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML
Today, my best friend of 5 years, who I got feelings for, and who I spent endless time bending over backwards and going above and beyond for, once again rejected me. He got into a car accident and I stayed with him all night, only for some girl he never even told me about to come and introduce herself as his girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend has memory issues because of a car accident. She broke up with me because I was acting like if things were more serious that she wanted them to be. She forgot she proposed. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I got the news that my ex-boyfriend from two years ago died in a car crash. My fiancé found me crying in the living room when he came home from work. When he found out why I was inconsolable, he said, "Make sure you say hi to that abusive turd in hell for me, thanks for everything." He is now staying at a hotel. FML
Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years is in the hospital after having a stroke. While being transferred to another hospital, I came to our home to get his phone to call his family, but instead was treated to text messages and voicemails from his other girlfriends. At least 4 of them so far. FML
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Sub_Zero_is_God 13
You deserve better OP
NoOneLovesYou 13
Consider it your chance to find someone better in life. **** him. Saves you the painful break-up, right?
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Comments (206)
minniemouse61 0
Welp ... Tht Sux HaHa AtLeast You Don't Have To Dump Him … He Already 4got U
Commander223 9
*Well *That *Sucks *Haha *At least
stephanieeDawnx 0
*forgot *you
Commander223 9
*Forgot You
iconoclasm101 0
Maybe, he doesn't remember the T.V. sofa, fridge, bank account, or just whatever you feel he needs to forget. Time for a garage sell, for break up party money.
Okayitwasme 0
I don't get why steal from the guy? Just take your own shit and leave! When ever I read how the OP should take shit, I always assume the post is from a dishonest person! Weed you guys out of the pack!
ieatmusicxD 0
He's lying to get rid of you.
yyyydyyyy 0
It was all part of the plan
Beautiful22Mess 0
I'm with you
deviable 9
I'm not a doctor, but is amnesia usually that selective?
blah0528 0
It can be
hennessy89 34
Something like this happened on Private Practice....she thought it was better to fake amnesia than actually break up with her boyfriend
chessypie 0
Look im sorry he cheated on u but right now he needs u dont bail on him just yet
Alexisthebestest 16
He has two other girls. Besides, he cheated on her. This is exactly why you don't **** people over- because karma is a bitch.
TheBossXD 0
**** that .
igpyitl 0
He can need his other little *****. OP doesn't owe him anything.
perdix 31
It's probably that she's now the real girlfriend and he's been cheating on her with you. If you hadn't roped him in in five years, he obviously was holding on to you until something better came along. Two months ago, it did.
fml_ydi79 15
Ouch
gallaeo 21
Well, I've got to agree with perdix....mistakes happen but when you cheat on someone for 2+ months that's no longer a mistake but a choice. I've never agreed with cheating period, I've always believed if you have it in your heart to cheat on someone that means you don't have it in your heart to truly be in love with them. Besides, cheating is easy, you wanna impress somebody try being faithful.
glittercookies 12
Oh wow. That is the most heartbreaking story I've heard in a long time.
PremierWu1 7
Really sucks that you had to find out this way :( But at least you know now, and can hopefully move on to someone better for you.
twofirstnames 12
Wow, that concussion sure didn't help his stupidity. I'm sorry OP, I hope you male the right choice and find someone more willing to care for you
twofirstnames 12
*make :/
Savra_fml 17
Photoshop some pictures to help him remember your wedding day, honey moon, the new car he got you, etc. Be creative. If he uses the word "we" in any of his denials, his memory is just fine.
Impact0827 1
Brilliance