Today, my boyfriend of five years was in a bad car crash, and ended up with a concussion. He didn't remember me. At all. But he remembered his other girlfriend he had cheated on me with for two months. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML
Today, my best friend of 5 years, who I got feelings for, and who I spent endless time bending over backwards and going above and beyond for, once again rejected me. He got into a car accident and I stayed with him all night, only for some girl he never even told me about to come and introduce herself as his girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend has memory issues because of a car accident. She broke up with me because I was acting like if things were more serious that she wanted them to be. She forgot she proposed. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I got the news that my ex-boyfriend from two years ago died in a car crash. My fiancé found me crying in the living room when he came home from work. When he found out why I was inconsolable, he said, "Make sure you say hi to that abusive turd in hell for me, thanks for everything." He is now staying at a hotel. FML
Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years is in the hospital after having a stroke. While being transferred to another hospital, I came to our home to get his phone to call his family, but instead was treated to text messages and voicemails from his other girlfriends. At least 4 of them so far. FML
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Sub_Zero_is_God 13
You deserve better OP
NoOneLovesYou 13
Consider it your chance to find someone better in life. **** him. Saves you the painful break-up, right?
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Comments (206)
superfloyd 4
Umm your a for real moron if you believe that garbage and deserve to be Alone if you buy something that stupid he wouldn't remember EVERY THING but you I would know I am a neurosurgeon .....
SummerFever 8
Do you expect any of us to 'believe that gargabe' that you're spewing? A neurosurgeon would be able to use the correct form of 'you're', and how would you know the extension of his amnesia without examining him first, oh-so great one?
haiu2323 10
wow...nowadays some guys would go all out just to break up with a girl...nice set-up, son *sarcasm intended*
anthony2113 0
He probably took the concussion as an opportunity to "forget" who you were
Polo_Prince96 0
Awwwh. I'm sorry
italianangel22 0
dump his ass your better off without him:)
crissaay 0
Gives u a chance to find someone better :)
StarC_11 0
Suck his dick and he'll remember
SammiJS121 0
You don't deserve the dick.
moomoomeow2 7
Wow that sucks. I'm sorry.
dolcelove89 0
He's definitely trying to get rid of you. A concussion can't cause that bad of amnesia. He may not remember what happened right before the event occurred or even after but that's about it.