Today, my boyfriend of five years was in a bad car crash, and ended up with a concussion. He didn't remember me. At all. But he remembered his other girlfriend he had cheated on me with for two months. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML
Demoted to just a friend, then
Today, my best friend of 5 years, who I got feelings for, and who I spent endless time bending over backwards and going above and beyond for, once again rejected me. He got into a car accident and I stayed with him all night, only for some girl he never even told me about to come and introduce herself as his girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend has memory issues because of a car accident. She broke up with me because I was acting like if things were more serious that she wanted them to be. She forgot she proposed. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
He's a keeper
Today, I got the news that my ex-boyfriend from two years ago died in a car crash. My fiancé found me crying in the living room when he came home from work. When he found out why I was inconsolable, he said, "Make sure you say hi to that abusive turd in hell for me, thanks for everything." He is now staying at a hotel. FML
Keep your enemies closer
Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML
Enabling
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Spread the news
Today, my boyfriend of six years is in the hospital after having a stroke. While being transferred to another hospital, I came to our home to get his phone to call his family, but instead was treated to text messages and voicemails from his other girlfriends. At least 4 of them so far. FML
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Sub_Zero_is_God 13
You deserve better OP
NoOneLovesYou 13
Consider it your chance to find someone better in life. **** him. Saves you the painful break-up, right?
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Comments (206)
KittahMonster 20
Why were you even still with him in the first place??? see....that's how your "Stupidity" repays you. yes you deserve it and yes your life sucks.
reganhopp 0
Wow that sucks. Sorry :(
jwilk05 4
y can't that be me... it would help me solve Sooooooo many problems
happy_dino 6
Then why are you still dating him?? He's no good for you, you deserve MUCH better!!
rexreta 5
Or maybe he was just pretending to have a concussion... Either way, super sorry!
LuciDaniels 8
He "didn't remember" you? That sucks. I'm sorry.
theressarina 2
Are you sure he's not just still confused? Give him time and make sure something else isn't going on.
torinjared 0
That is f@cked up!
hello_kitty_lovr 1
he is a complete asshole
dansco 25
Maybe take it as a sign to leave and he'd never miss you. You deserve better ;)