Today, my boyfriend of five years was in a bad car crash, and ended up with a concussion. He didn't remember me. At all. But he remembered his other girlfriend he had cheated on me with for two months. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML
Today, my best friend of 5 years, who I got feelings for, and who I spent endless time bending over backwards and going above and beyond for, once again rejected me. He got into a car accident and I stayed with him all night, only for some girl he never even told me about to come and introduce herself as his girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend has memory issues because of a car accident. She broke up with me because I was acting like if things were more serious that she wanted them to be. She forgot she proposed. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I got the news that my ex-boyfriend from two years ago died in a car crash. My fiancé found me crying in the living room when he came home from work. When he found out why I was inconsolable, he said, "Make sure you say hi to that abusive turd in hell for me, thanks for everything." He is now staying at a hotel. FML
Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years is in the hospital after having a stroke. While being transferred to another hospital, I came to our home to get his phone to call his family, but instead was treated to text messages and voicemails from his other girlfriends. At least 4 of them so far. FML
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Sub_Zero_is_God 13
You deserve better OP
NoOneLovesYou 13
Consider it your chance to find someone better in life. **** him. Saves you the painful break-up, right?
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Comments (206)
R3vilations 0
Perfect. Use that as an excuse to drop his cheating ass. Find someone who isn't scum
krysxkatastrophe 14
Now is your chance to dump him! It won't hurt as bad.
TheGothGamerGirl 20
Well that's one way to find out. Op you deserve better, find someone else.
FreddyAmazin 0
Maybe you were the girl who he was cheating with, not on.
HomeAl0ne 20
So he won't remember that he owes you $5,000? Luckily your friends were witnesses to the loan.
xXkingmikeXx 5
Perfect time to make him believe crazy shit like him being part of a secret gouverment organization
flapdoodle 2
Next time he works late demand a video of him punching out.
Savra_fml 17
This guy probably doesn't remember where he works. I think you got the wrong FML
jefffluffingham 5
he might be bullshitting to get out of the relationship with you.
hommiecogley 8
He's lying sorry but it's true. If you been with him for 5yrs n don't remember u but remember the other Gf of 2 months. He's just lying to u to get u out of his life. Go find someone better.
Angel_Tigeress 5
That isn't necessarily true. With brian trauma and amnesia, sometimes only PARTS of the memory is erased- sometimes major things like a wife or child, and sometimes small things like a fling or a fish. Head injuries are tricky, and I think trying to get rid of her so elaborately would be the last thing on his mind after his accident.
T1A2Z3 35
How do you know his name is Brian?
SkardeyKat 3
Sounds like now is the time to "remind" him of the HUGE loan you gave him a few months back. Let him know it's time to pay up.