Today, my boyfriend of five years was in a bad car crash, and ended up with a concussion. He didn't remember me. At all. But he remembered his other girlfriend he had cheated on me with for two months. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML
Today, my best friend of 5 years, who I got feelings for, and who I spent endless time bending over backwards and going above and beyond for, once again rejected me. He got into a car accident and I stayed with him all night, only for some girl he never even told me about to come and introduce herself as his girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend has memory issues because of a car accident. She broke up with me because I was acting like if things were more serious that she wanted them to be. She forgot she proposed. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I got the news that my ex-boyfriend from two years ago died in a car crash. My fiancé found me crying in the living room when he came home from work. When he found out why I was inconsolable, he said, "Make sure you say hi to that abusive turd in hell for me, thanks for everything." He is now staying at a hotel. FML
Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years is in the hospital after having a stroke. While being transferred to another hospital, I came to our home to get his phone to call his family, but instead was treated to text messages and voicemails from his other girlfriends. At least 4 of them so far. FML
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Sub_Zero_is_God 13
You deserve better OP
NoOneLovesYou 13
Consider it your chance to find someone better in life. **** him. Saves you the painful break-up, right?
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Comments (206)
anitamariebwiza 0
why are u still w/ him if he cheated???? smh
DocBastard 40
Concussions can do that. The amnesia is often temporary. All you idiots yelling "dump him!" seem to be conveniently forgetting that the guy was just in a serious car accident. Leaving someone in a time of need is cowardly.
oh_your_god 15
I agree 100%.
clemcool_fml 0
I usually agree with most of what you say Doc, but I have to protest here. Leaving someone in their time of need is definitely cowardly, but so is cheating. He should have had the balls to break up with if he was unhappy! I would only stay until a friend/loved one could take over in this situation.
DocBastard 40
Clemcool, I never said that cheating was ok. I agree that cheating is terrible.
Minx108 12
69 I'd be in total unison with you had his amnesia sounded less of a bluff... From what I learnt in psychology - amnesia CAN be selective.. but in regard to a certain time period, not selective to people per se. It seems highly unrealistic that he will remember one person and not another from the same time period. Seems he is using an injury to break up with her, which would be what - the second cowardly thing he's done? do you suggest she let him play her for a fool? I would be looking for someone else to take over caring for him... Since either way he doesn't seem to need her.
Kiki242 19
The other girlfriend can come help him. I'm pretty sure it's hard to be there for someone who betrayed you like that. He probably has family with him also.
kittykat29_fml 0
Wooooooooow I wouldve knocked him in his face to see if his Memory would come back!!!!
Daralea 21
If a concussion took it away a second one will bring it back?
Rachmini 10
Why would you still be with him if he cheated? For two months no less...
o76923 8
Retrograde amnesia usually isn't that selective. Generally speaking, memories (your name, your smell, dates you've been on, facts about you, etc) are spread out all around the brain. If you've been a major part of his life for 5 years and were completely wiped out with a blow to the head, you should try splashing him with water or giving another blow to the head. That's how sitcoms get out of it.
blackiejackie 4
What weird about this is I just had a boyfriend of 2 months......who got into a car accident
Okayitwasme 0
Why is that weird? Are you the other woman ?
hommiecogley 8
Ya r u the other girl??? Cause if ur from washington also than ya that would be weird n have us all thinking ya r the other girl lol.
SnugMoney 0
I think he used it as a bad excuse to get out of your relationship...
Freeze_fml 17
My sympathy drive for cheaters dwindles on. It's a shame and a blessing he has no recollection of who you are in this scenario.
Saraahx97 0
Aweh im so sorry.. :(. This is so sad. Hope your okaat
KushTaeKush 0
He faked it! Just so he could leave you.