Today, my boyfriend of almost two years and I broke up. Earlier, we scheduled our classes for senior year to match perfectly. Can't wait. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my school's yearbook awarded "Cutest Couple" to my boyfriend and me. We broke up yesterday. FML
Today, in order to avoid seeing my ex-girlfriend in class, I changed my schedule for "personal reasons." Apparently she had the same idea and changed her schedule as well. We now have all the same classes together. Before, we had just two. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It wouldn't be so bad if we weren't stuck rooming together for the rest of a semester that hasn't even started yet. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what would happen if I didn’t get into the same school as him. He replied, "Then we’ll just break up." We broke up. I still don’t know what school I’m going to. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me a week before my prom because he found out that he liked my best friend instead. However, she likes someone else anyways, so were now both left brokenhearted. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
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ixbreakxfaces 12
I had the same thing happen to me. Me and my boyfriend dated for three years, and we signed up for college classes together. Never again. You live and you learn.
that_is_Nathy 9
1. I wouldn't match my shedule to my friends or bf, but to what I intend to do later....(probably better) 2. You could probably ask your teacher if you can still change it (sometimes it works, if classes havn't already started). 3. That's what you get for planning your life based on someone elses life
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Comments (123)
kykyshay 0
that won't be awkward...
88simosez 0
it happens
BrandiBotulism 0
That's so crappy, your life will be hell for a little while, I'm so sorry! My boyfriend randomly out of the blue dumped me too after we made a crap load of plans..also on our anniversary. Haha I was pretty clueless as to why he was So mad! Men are morons :)
Mauskau 36
I read that as Mormons... :<
DarkJoy_fml 5
Logically it all makes sense either way: Men are Mormons. Mormons are Morons. Men are Morons.
taelorrae011 0
thank you(:
ideasrule 13
Just curious: how do you know the OP is in high school and not university?
perdix 31
The good news is that you'll have an exceptionally easy time stalking him next year! Get creepy!
sweetiffany 0
You should share your homework with him, but give him the wrong answers.
taelorrae011 0
I like the way you think!
iLoveMyGuitarra 0
Lesson learned.. I would hate it if my boyfriend/ex-boyfriend was in my space bubble all the time.
hawty12345 0
thats not really that bad..just because you two have classes, doesnt mean you cant ignore eachother. this shouldnt even be an FML...
bazingaman10 0
that's not awkward at all!!
lovelyllama3 0
I'm sure things will work out!!!
thewife5 19
relationship fail.. who would want to spend that much time with one person? ydi