Seize the day
Today, I asked my boyfriend what would happen if I didn’t get into the same school as him. He replied, "Then we’ll just break up." We broke up. I still don’t know what school I’m going to. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what would happen if I didn’t get into the same school as him. He replied, "Then we’ll just break up." We broke up. I still don’t know what school I’m going to. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of almost two years and I broke up. Earlier, we scheduled our classes for senior year to match perfectly. Can't wait. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he was dating me. He replied, "Well, there's not a lot of options at this college." FML
Today, I took an exam in order to apply for a graduate program I want to get into. Last night, my boyfriend decided it was a good time to break up with me out of the blue. I broke down three times in the middle of the test, and I just barely failed it. FML
Today, I got called to the guidance office, only to be told my boyfriend broke up with me. He wasn't sure how to break the news to me, so he made my guidance counselor do it for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I've heard some weird reasons before, but "My future self told me to" is a new one. FML
Today, I got an acceptance later to a great boarding school in India for my senior year of high school. I sent them a letter telling them I wouldn't go, because I just got back with my ex-boyfriend. I just got a text from my boyfriend. Guess who's my ex again? FML
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Yummi_913 18
You can always go to school, but you can't get back years wasted on a ******** who doesn't take you or commitment seriously. Think about what kind of programs you're interested in doing and judge the schools based off that. Or what each school would cost (if that's relevant). If you dont know what kind of program you're after you can always look into videos about career paths related to it and check out how people feel about those jobs and if it would even be worth it for your happiness. Reddit also has a few decent career forums.
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Yummi_913 18
You can always go to school, but you can't get back years wasted on a ******** who doesn't take you or commitment seriously. Think about what kind of programs you're interested in doing and judge the schools based off that. Or what each school would cost (if that's relevant). If you dont know what kind of program you're after you can always look into videos about career paths related to it and check out how people feel about those jobs and if it would even be worth it for your happiness. Reddit also has a few decent career forums.