Today, I found out that when I thought the bullying had finally stopped, the bullies had actually been sponsored to be nice for charity. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Don't let the bastards grind you down
Today, I heard a radio ad for the new anti-bullying efforts at a local middle school. The speaker in the ad was the school counselor… who was also my bully in high school. FML
Virtue signalling
Today, I stumbled upon a few of my former uni classmates’ social media profiles, all sharing anti-bullying posts and adding sad comments. Really thoughtful of them, if you ignore the fact that these same classmates bullied me relentlessly during my college years, causing me to take antidepressants daily. FML
Today, the 3 girls who have continuously bullied me for the past 3 years gave a class presentation on why bullying is so terrible. Judging from our teacher's comments, they're going to get top marks. FML
Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
We meet again
Today, the person who bullied me throughout my childhood eventually resulting in me going to therapy and switching schools became my boss. On top of that, he refers to me by the insulting nickname he called me during childhood. It's good to see that growing up hasn't changed him at all. FML
Today, I had to attend a meeting with my parents, my teacher, and my bully and his parents. When we started, my bully "broke down" and "tearfully" told the teacher that I was the one bullying him, and that he was getting blamed to cover it all up. They believed him. FML
Today, my sister announced that she had gotten engaged. I was happy for her until I found out she's marrying the guy who relentlessly bullied me all through high school. FML
Don't Fight Club
Today, I stood up to the school bully in a fight. Rather than thank me, the whole school, including some of his victims, now treat me like a psycho. Apparently they tolerated him because of his terrible foster parents, so me hitting him was actually way out of line, and insensitive. How did I become the bad guy here? FML
How the turntables…
Today, I learned that the girl who severely bullied me in highschool for being a lesbian just came out as a lesbian. FML
People never learn
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
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randiZ25 0
girls can be really mean. just remember high school isn't forever and you'll do better then them some day!
labudamike 6
I'm sorry but i'm really confused :&
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Comments (107)
onebadfoxbody 0
lol
morgs1 0
there's nothing funny about bullying
tencentsakiss 19
Agreed. (With 9)
tweak111 0
#9 is right bullying is nawt somthing ta laugh bout
Sportsfan86 3
1 is a douchebag
MrSassypants 34
9 not so true... bullying is funny... only to the dumb **** sack bully.
iSitt 0
I was bullied as a kid. I wish I'd fought back. my life might be different now.
onebadfoxbody 0
lol people are cry babies..
DocBastard 40
lol, ya ppl here sux!! Seriously onebadfoxbody, you are an ass. I'm not sure what kind of victory you think you've scored by A) getting the first comment and B) calling people here crybabies, but I would bet on KaySL's life that you are a bully. The rest of the folks here are right - bullying isn't funny, and if you think it is, you need a baseball bat up your ass. Why don't you go crawl back under the rock from whence you came. Comments like these aren't welcomed here, and continued trolling will get you banned faster than a crackhead runs after a quarter.
Keyman1212 14
Doc, you took my spot on the comments list. Ah well, I agree with what you said anyway.
onebadfoxbody 0
ohh ill get banned? sooo scared.. plz dont ill be heartbroken
Girlie2 0
Why are crackheads such easy targets? *sigh*
Milly143 3
I used to get bullied. That was their mistake. One time, the chick slapped me repeatedly for ignoring her. So, i got pissed and broke her arm. Ah, I still remember it like it was yesterday.
youngclench 0
I'm with onebadfoxybody, bullieing is pretty funny, I LOL whenever the subject comes to mind. My generation consists mainly of a bunch of ignorant softies ( I'm an exception ). Nothing like a good ass kicking shows kids whose boss.
Kukua 5
Quit feeding the trolls!
anynamefail 0
lol
youngclench 0
Pendatik, English is my third language, and I'm 13. I realize this is FML and that bad grammar, spelling, etc is frowned upon, but I mean c'mon.. **** off guy. Also, I'm sticking to my previous statement, BULLYING* is absolutely hilarious, I know first hand because I've been victimized. Then I kicked the bully's ass. People who bitch about being bullied are a bunch of pansys who are too scared to stand up for themselves. Also nearly all comments above are hypocritical, as you are all clearly bullying Onebadfoxbody. He merely asserted his opinion, and you all shat upon him. That's called cyber bullying. Oh and thanks for the recital, Webster. * I hope your happy, asshole.
youngclench 0
When you ridicule others, your showcasing ignorance on another level, you ignorant ****. If I think bullying is funny, it dosent make me a sociopath, it's a symptom, is all. By your logic, you must be a sociopath as well, belittleing people by correcting there gramatical errors. Also, read some of these comments, Onebadfoxbody has been indirectly threatened with a bat up his ass, and a beating, also he has been called mentally unstable and/or chronically insane. Seems a little more then a minor disagreement. Pendatik, we just have a different sense of humour, your is just "morally correct" , you ****.
Sinkhole 26
Come on, youngclench, even you think that considering bullying fun, is a bad thing. You said "If I think bullying is funny, it dosent make me a sociopath, it's a symptom". So, a symptom of what? If it's a symptom of something, then there's obviously something wrong with you. Also, are you new here? Maybe you are, and that's why you haven't noticed how people here don't like it when you call others ignorant or stupid while showing your own ignorance. It's funny how you say that ridiculing others showcases your ignorance on another level, don't you think that bullying is a form of ridiculing others? Just stop trolling once and for all, you're wasting your time.
youngclench 0
Of course bullying is a form of ridicule, That's what makes it funny, and it's a symptom of being a sociopath. Does having a cough mean you have lung cancer? No, probably not. So does laughing at others misfortune make me a sociopath? Again, probably not. Yeah I'm new here, but I know trolling consists of insults, with nothing to back it up, example: Sinkhole and Pendatik love gay ****. I never said laughing at bullying is bad, because it's not. It's just a fun thing to do. You're an idiot, by the way I heard about your dad punching that kid, tell him I wish him good luck in court.
Sinkhole 26
You must think you're so funny... If you're trying to prove what a big idiot you are, then you're certainly doing a good job at it, congratulations. You don't even see how you're contradicting yourself! What do you have to back up your statements? If we can call them that, 'cause I think you don't have anything at all. If you need to rely on insults in order to "win" an argument, then you're not really making a good point. Did you really think that I would get offended at the last thing you said there? You need to grow up then!
youngclench 0
LMAO, you just got pwned.
youngclench 0
Hm? I'm sorry, you must be chocking on a dick!
DerrickJames 33
A baseball bat up where? You're bullying him through words. You can't put out a fire with more fire.
dancingxthexmoon 0
wait what? I don't get it?
wassssssssom 0
ya me neither.... how is this an fml ?
SibyCanFly 0
hmm...OP you could have been a bit more specific
zebrapattern 6
people had to pay the bullies to be nice, because they didn't want to be nice on their own. which in a way isn't really an fml, because now OP's not being bullied anymore. who cares why?
waterpolohezy 6
I agree with previous statement. if it's gotten better then you should be happy maybe this will help in the long run
randiZ25 0
girls can be really mean. just remember high school isn't forever and you'll do better then them some day!
Aim4thebullseye 4
Unfortunatley though memories are forever
morgs1 0
very true I'm in higschool right now and it sucks, people are soo mean. I think that will effect you later on how ou tolerate things
Crystiella 0
I'm also in highschool so I know how you live your life is your own choices. You choose who you are and if you're happy with that then you don't care what others say, but others are pushed to suicide and so on. Lifes not so hard, look what people had to go through in the civil rights movement.
Keyman1212 14
No one gets bullied in college. It's called hazing when you get older (;
Bosia 0
The human race is evil. Evil, I tell you!
lemonypower 6
Unfortunately, People who are bullied tend to become sad and depressed killing themselves and death happens to last forever.
deadlyriot101 7
Of course, this whole damn problem could be solved if adults would do something. A person in my school has threatened to kill me and my friends multiple times. I've gone to our assistant principal and told him, so he got suspended for a day and a half. Then one of my friends told a teacher to shut up and got suspended for the same.
violetmusic 7
WTF.
labudamike 6
I'm sorry but i'm really confused :&
cole86 0
wat great story
nocanhaz 4
Really you just didn't put the "H" in the word "What"?
tanjoodo 3
WAT? SINCE WEN?
DocBastard 40
Nocanhas-it's a trap! Don't believe him! I know pendatik's British accent makes him sound all suave and debonaire, but don't fall for it!
tencentsakiss 19
It gets so much better after grade school, I promise. Stay strong until then.
asianpowaaa 0
it's gets better after grade school? then y do most ppl commit suicide after grade school?
batman_516 9
Opportunity, know-how and hormones. That's why.
perdix 31
Hmmm. That sounds like extortion.