Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
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Rayn4u_fml 0
Why did he invite you in the first place?
Mx_Rider 6
damn,op that sucks simple solution, dump him.
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Comments (77)
roaminginsomniac 0
And?? Who was it??
myfriend_youfail 3
And your mind instantly jumps to "OMG HE CHEEEEEEEETINGZ!".....why? For all you know, it could have been a cousin or other relative. Assuming this FML actually did happen recently, it IS close to Thanksgiving, so he might have had family over and one of his female cousins happens to be a bratty bitch. Do him and yourself the favor of trusting him until he gives you a SOLID reason not to. Being paranoid will only give you both headaches.
Books4Me 0
Good solution, 3 words. "Who was that?"
Peroxide 3
If you take a dump in the forest and no ones around, does it smell?
neburus 0
I hate it when people think they cannot be heard being a few feet away from the phone. Being a cousing or another girl with your BF doesn't matter. She was very rude and deserves to be punched in the face for being stupid.
marc_with_a_c 3
Didn't you hear the girl? He's busy! Call him later, how dare you disturb them
Anteezy 7
don't jump to conclusions moron she couldve been family or w/e
xoxcinderellaxox 0
decline the dinner then "unintentionally" call him while having conversation with your friends and 'accidentally' tell them how dumb and stupid he is.
AntiChrist7 0
Girls only love assholes. YDI
dru67 0
yea....... mines a jerk too..... so lets team up and just beat the **** out of them.... ohh... and for those skanky bitches..... GO CHOKE ON SOME AIDS INFESTED ****!
johnnikeaf1 0
wow crazy.