Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
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ahhrealmonsters 0
Oh man! You shouldn't have agreed to it in the first place! But what a asshole!
ricin_poisoning 0
People need to learn not to tattoo their boyfriend/girlfriend's names on them.
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PuraVida1024 0
I know the last 335 people all said the same thing, but seriously?! You tattooed your boyfriends name on you? Unless you're a widow and tattooed his initials on a cross, or whatever religious symbol you believe in, in his memory, you never tattoo anyone's name on you!
Panicattackx5 0
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ooshrooms 1
If this really happened today you may not need laser removal. When I was using tretinoin for acne I heard that it was used to remove unwanted tattoos (that were still fresh). In trying to find the name of this drug I found a journal article saying imiquimod works better. Go to a dermatologist and see about a cheap pain-free way of removing it, but do it asap.
icantundastand 0
ooh man! you can try to get a removal although it hurts like hell O.o aaawww screw the guy!
scateice 0
#336...wtf? OP: That sucks ass What a douchebag
Roxas_fml 0
That's why you don't get tattoos with someone's name on it. Tattoos last forever. Relationships don't always last forever.
idrivefast 0
You can easily get a cover up. No sweat, just annoying as heck. FYL
Dutchie2010 0
Wow what an asshole, I feel sorry for you! But you should really never ever ever get your bf, gf, husband, or wife etc.'s name tattooed on you 'cause they might not last forever.
sneakjoint 0
what a douche but you shouldn't have done it in the first place
Nandian90 0
Your life is ******