Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
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ahhrealmonsters 0
Oh man! You shouldn't have agreed to it in the first place! But what a asshole!
ricin_poisoning 0
People need to learn not to tattoo their boyfriend/girlfriend's names on them.
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Comments (769)
altna 4
#310; you must be YOUNG and in love for the first time, on the basis of your comment. Sorry to burst your bubble but in 99.9999974% of cases it will not go that way. Be an optimistic while you still can, the disappointments will come when they come. with love, a pessimist old-fart
WangZilla 0
and holy shit 358=Dr. Phil
ZiggyMorrison 0
bahahhahahaha ******* hillarious your bf is legend I know it sucks now but in a few years and a few boyfriends down the road if you still have it, its gonna be the funniest story you'll ever tell seriously think about it, your at a party and someone asks "oh whose whatever his name is?" and you tell them the story and it will be a riot if you word it right. Also its a good ice breaker if you see a cute guy like your in a bar and you say "hey wanna hear a funny story?" and there you go so there.
HurriKaty 4
You're both stupid. The end.
LadyDee 0
I laughed when I read this. YDI, for being stupid.
nodbor 11
get a new boyfriend with the same name, problem salved
Verbex 0
Thank you 361, I try. :)
gargon 0
thats **** up
sugarfixkid 0
kill him =]
fml_24seven 0
what a charmer! He should pretty much go suck a rail road spike. Asswipe. At least u have a reminder of what NOT to do next time... FYl- for having a boyf like that for 2 yrs YDI- silly silly for agreeing to the tat.