Today, my boyfriend of 2 1/2 years still refuses to memorize my phone number or remember my birthday because he says there is a limited amount of space in his brain and he does not want to push any important information out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend decided that lunch with his guys was more important than spending time with me. This is the second year in a row that he has cancelled on me. How do I remember the date so well? It's my birthday. FML
Today, I found a notebook labeled "IMPORTANT INFO" in my boyfriend's nightstand. Looking in, I saw he'd written down a bunch of information about me, like my birthday and things I like. When I asked, he said, "I'm forgetful and didn't want to accidentally be a dick." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. Not only did my boyfriend of 5 years forget, when I reminded him, he said very unenthusiastically, “Oh, Happy Birthday.” When I said, “That’s it?” he got annoyed and said,“Well, what else do you want me to tell you?” FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a conversation about the lack of communication in our relationship. I told him that sometimes I feel like he doesn't really care about me at all. If he did, he would listen more. His response? "I know your name, don't I?" FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely told him that I could no longer remember all the things that he used to do that bothered me. He told me he could remember every one of mine and listed them all off for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
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Top comments
Ukeee_X 19
Forget where his **** is located. You've only got so much space in your brain. You've got to forget about all the small, insignificant things.
chefinheels88 5
His brain must be super tiny
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Comments (121)
beauty2646 0
Tell him remembering he's your bf isn't important on days ending in "y" :)
ugotjewed 0
makes sense he could forget all the pokemon names than where would the world be?
babymaee 0
refuse to remember anything about him.
ICIRAZY 0
how old are you
dreamering 16
You got to stop filling his brain with awkward sex positions.
mia_soto 0
lmafo! nice!
Lulblast 4
He's a friggin genius. Have you ever stopped to wonder how many petabytes of memory you have left?
CommonSenseKarma 17
Not much. I know too much.
asianperry 8
his dick must be big(:
Imgonnahaveabf 9
If he's gonna be 2 faced, atleast make one of them have a brain. JK, that was lame. You should have a bf. (BitchFit!) Then, of course, smack him up and make him not remember what he said about memorizing your phone number.
volley4eva1698 0
white chicks is the best movie ever
ICIRAZY 0
cool
Mekeritrig 15
Dump him. Tell him you've got limited space in your life. You don't want to push the important stuff out by dating him.
Wackycas_fml 0
like thid
Ace021 0
Listen to him^
msitalkalot 9
well he's a keeper
MrMonk 5
he's a clever one.