Today, my boyfriend nicknamed my vagina after a local waterpark. It wasn't even that annoying until his friends started asking me how much I charged to let people "ride n' slide". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML
Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML
Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. He gave me a really unique ring that I absolutely loved… at first. When I showed it off to my friends, one of them laughed so hard that she started crying, and said it looks just like a vagina. She's right, and now I can't unsee it. FML
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Top comments
TAHK 11
If my friends said something like that to my wife, I would punch them in their faces.
liftedyoda 5
Well do you charge?
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Comments (115)
SoulAmeliorate 16
Water you doing by letting that happen? Oh sorry, my rain of puns will soon be H2Over.
kollkrazykandy 5
What an ass
Silly_Lilly6969 23
Well boys will be boys ya know? And do you charge?
anythingmustbe 18
Is there any chance of a group discount?
anythingmustbe 18
How shallow. I hope his friends did not spray you with insults. I mean sometimes water are you going to do with people? Just you wait and sea they will get theirs.
darwinism 30
To which you reply "six inches and above is free entry. I charge my boyfriend $40 because he is 2 inches short to enter for free".
ClaytorNator 12
What's your family price?
Darth_Sith 3
O.O
jessBeAqueen 13
gesture a tiny penis with pointer finger and thumb and say "sorry boys you must be at least this long to ride"
olpally 33
Best answer yet! Lol^^
Timber147 9
Your boyfriend has a big mouth!!!
worldclassrager 41
Sounds like you are being turned into a hooker...give out drastic numbers then they will quit...