Today, at work, a customer pulled down her pants and lifted her sweater to reveal a hole in her chest full of greenish, stinky goo. I don't work in anything health-related. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML
Today, I was working at the checkout. Trying to be hygienic, I suppressed a sneeze. I continued to serve the next person. As I was giving her her change, she looked at me with a horrified expression. I looked down and my shirt was covered in a trail of snot all the way to my belt. FML
Today, I was working as a paramedic when my patient's colostomy bag exploded all over me. I was covered in fecal matter, with 5 hours left on my shift. FML
Today, at work, I had a coughing fit so bad I actually shat myself. What felt like a gallon of liquid crap poured down my trouser leg onto the floor. I work in a competitive office and this happened in front of 30 spiteful coworkers who love posting pics online. FML
Today, I went back to work after a nasty sinus infection. While I was talking to my manager, I sniffled, and a huge ropy string of green snot popped out of my nose. My manager pointed and shrieked, "OH MY GOD! EWWWW!", getting the attention of everyone in the office. FML
Today, a pipe leaked in the store I work at. I had to smell sordid waste for more than 8 hours. FML
Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML
Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML
Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Why did she pull down her pants?
Ashamed_Sister 60
To reveal a hole in her chest full of greenish, stinky goo.
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Comments (13)
RichardPencil 32
Why did she pull down her pants?
Ashamed_Sister 60
To reveal a hole in her chest full of greenish, stinky goo.
RichardPencil 32
How high-waisted are her pants? Someone who wears pants that go up to their chest has worse problems than a festering open chest wound.
evilplatypus 39
Maybe her sweater was tucked in?
RichardPencil 32
That’s one hell of a tuck!
Yudith 28
Okay, just to clarify, I did change some details to avoid the poor lady being recognized, but I left the size of the wound the same; big enough to go from her sagging **** all the way to her granny panties and a bit more. And yes, she did wear high-waisted pants and two sweathers; one over the pants, and one under.
manlove38 23
No picture it didn’t happen 😨
mr_dinzaster 16
That’s so so gross did you run??
pins91 27
Please proof read, admins... pulled down her pants... to show something on her chest... 🤷🏼♀️
Alan Staff 59
Yes, and lifted her sweater. Proofread yourself, I still don't see why the situation makes any more or less sense either way. The person could've removed all of their clothes and it would still be as absurd :)
Eric Nerderman 5
it says pulled down her pants and lifted her sweater
PhoenixChick 26
Do you work at a home improvement store and she wanted paint mixed to match the green hue of her gangrene/infection?
Silver Kitsune 5
Why would anyone do that?? Honestly why