Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
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Top comments
SuperWhoMarvLock 22
Play with his pinky fingers (or his smallest pair of fingers). When he asks you to play with his you-know-what instead, respond with "but these are bigger..."
dman1997 5
He found what he's into.
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Comments (71)
Joshery 14
That sucks OP, maybe go to the gym?
superspooky 13
If you find it so annoying, lose weight.
cmo333 10
If I were you I would have broke up with him instantly...
Shan2510 14
why?
daniellabella95 3
Sooooooo, I'm guessing you're single if you would break up with someone over something as shallow as that
ladybugz23 13
I would break up.... I know how it feels it insulting plus juggling fat rolls doesn't show love affection
ckerane 16
love handles ♥
thatonedude55 8
he's either incredibly stupid, or incredibly douchy.
fitchick1612 6
Maybe you should go to the gym if your so bothered by it. Your boyfriend clearly likes the fact that your fat or he would be with a thin girl.
0ss 12
Or you know, perhaps he enjoys her personality and companionship.
Whydoyouask 11
That's what friends are for. A significant other is typically separated the fact that there is at least physical attraction and a sense of exclusivity imo.
djstiv3 15
mmm id like you. youll let a man play with the boobs whenever but this dude goes for fat rolls? ohh man that dudes queer
bfly81 7
I would just laugh it off. Unless he makes comments on your weight a lot, then he's an ass.
bcofelia 22
Maybe he meant it in a playful way OP! He obviously loves how you are because he is with you. Don't take this to heart.
martin8337 36
Giggity.
Ihavegas 22
fat chicks need love too right?