Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
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Top comments
SuperWhoMarvLock 22
Play with his pinky fingers (or his smallest pair of fingers). When he asks you to play with his you-know-what instead, respond with "but these are bigger..."
dman1997 5
He found what he's into.
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Comments (71)
Nessco 36
If you don't like it, do something about it. Use this as your motivation. At least he enjoys being with you for you.
Ihavegas 22
all I need is a crease!
qdawg06 23
Boobs and fat are basically the same thing...
devildog562 33
Adipose tissue is all the same, but add a nipple and all guys like them.
RA91 26
That was mean!!
xKai_Axelx 12
maybe you shouldn't of went out with a douche.
demonfacee 14
He's into fat rolls. I don't think he was being rude about it.
captainsmegma 12
That's while there called love handles.
rabidpeach 5
dyslexiA much?
YellowKettleBell 31
i'm not sure what you're referring to as being evidence of dyslexia....but grammatical errors were probably due to auto correct, or just old-fashioned mistakes.
anonymous1604_fml 19
Don't be so fat and you won't have this problem
vintageart1994 16
I would've been pissed lol but still funny as hell
YellowKettleBell 31
if he likes your fat, then all the more reason to keep him. just teach him not to show his love for it in ways that annoy you.