lonelyguy321
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went to bed with three hot, half-naked girls beneath me. I was in the bunk above. Alone. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
thermos
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Morning motivation
Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML
Jonathan
Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
Ned
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up in my bunkbed because I thought I was experiencing my first earthquake ever. I jumped out of bed and found that it was just my roomate masturbating in the bottom bunk. It was 6am. FML
VacationTSA
United States
Today, I woke up in a girl's bed, who I've had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML
Anonymous
Schertz, United States
Get me out of here
Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML
Dirty_Mind_69
Shreveport, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home from work to my hot roommate cooking and wearing nothing but an apron. She pulled me into her room and things went great. At least, they did before I woke up in the break room with my coworkers and boss all gathered around, listening to me talking in my sleep. FML
Anonymous
Oregon City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML
killmyself
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was masturbating lying on the lower bed of my brother's and my bunk beds. I finished jacking off and tried to get up to clean myself I hit my head on metal panel of the upper bed and passed out. Later woke up in my bed... found out my parents came home and saw me passed out naked holding a porn mag. FML
BRELLA
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The wrong kind of banging
Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with a girl from home who I'd wanted for a long time. She has low blood pressure problems though, and when things got hot, she passed out while she was on top of me, fell and hit her head on the night stand. FML
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SyraSid5 0
why were they there?
NeonRisk 0
*face palm*
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islandjew247 0
first!! ♥
UberFail79 0
And whose fault is that?
firstdbzmaker 15
wow o.O
imaginaryvoice 18
Well then get down there, son!
ThatsJustMii 0
wow awkward..
OctobersVeryBest 0
HAHAHAHA FYL sucker :)
rstroupe 0
u should have made up a reason to join them, or just be a man & whip it out on them
catsareahmazing 0
Not for long. Screw antiflood.
jamieeeee 0
who has bunk beds anymore? what are you 12?
thaprince1226 0
I woulda just went down there and be like heyyy...... wanna have sex.
the_flirtt 0
get down there and get some !!!
trenton95 4
ewww no European girls don't shave
seanders 10
Well if you had a pair you woulda tried your luck instead of whining on a website
tomas12 0
get down there man!!!!!
kewlster1 0
hahaha fail
EastonxStealth 0
dude you have so much room for activitys and your not gonna use it!
phreshboi 1
#20 it could be a summer camp or it could be a party and they were drunk so they stayed at the hosts house and the host has siblings who use bunk beds, next time think before you speak or in this case text
VegasSkiess 0
lol. haha I was like how is that an fml.... then I read alone. wonder wat type of situation would put u in that position?
Sharpie23 7
dude 31 you are hella jacked and your traps are fkn huge haha. btw OP you should go down there and try at least, if you get rejected who cares, there are plenty more fish in the sea.
igloo777 0
68 if he had one of those he would be down there
almostpro 0
wow way to NOT get that nut
almostpro 0
ha step brothers
cavalos94 0
ha 51!!! step brothers
dudeitsdanny 10
People keep saying he should have gone down there and done something.. But how many of these people would have actually done so? Personally, I would have only joked about it.
dont_be_that_guy_fml 0
At least tell them three's a crowd and get one of them up to you!
lolfylanydi 0
41i love phineas and ferb
hombrepollo 0
wow sucks but enjoy the view. maybe they will make out in their dreams or something
kool_me 0
get down there now or ur never gonna get nothin from em don't waste ur time complaining to us
laney007 0
lol. Be a creeper and wait til they fall asleep ;p
corrupteddevil 12
@91 I would have. Why? Wouldn't you?
cellerbeck 4
well put
comatoast 0
well, what are you waiting for?! if they say no, tell them that they probably suck in bed anyways :)
superbadd 0
65 NO THERES NOT THE OIL SPILL KILLED THEM
andrea_calderon 0
lol
samantha_durano 6
what 33 said.
KiddNYC1O 22
this is the kind of hostel I wanna be in. op's gay lol
thisguy22 33
could be a dorm room...
KiddNYC1O 22
hostel, motel, hotel, dorm room. doesnt matter. does it make the situation different?
Danhickey 0
HAHAH I was gonna say that
jaffdude 0
cockblocked by your bunk bed. YDI
frayster 2
at least there wasn't a naked guy nxt to u
number0 8
YDI for not falling off, then crawling onto the other bunk!
greatsarcazm 0
you should have skeet skeet on their faces
squirrels_FTW 3
what the **** ar u waitin for?!?!?! get down there!!
TehToaster 0
131- I love imagination land.
SuparSerial 0
Why the hell would girls want to have sex with a random stranger? You guys just keep hoping for it but it will not happen, deal with it.
lGreenspanl 2
#171 Who said that the OP is random stranger? He could know these 3 girls in real life.
melainie 0
mmm, 31 is delicious
kc1on2 0
that's a trifecta you don't want to miss out on! get'r done!!
xPedobear 0
when they're sleeping crawl in bed with them, yes I realize this has already happened but for future references... if they are still awake just peek down every once in a while and rub out a quickie while it's still fresh in your mind
kingofwhoopass 1
I agree with #8 hahaha
bbyychula710 0
25 you're fine :)
chrissirhc987 0
31 deffinatly uses steroids
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
179-the name n pic definitely go with the comment 188-no probably not u know nothing about weight lifting he probably is jus really serious bout protein n his workout. steroids give guys boobs lol fact
Sharpie23 7
137 - you are right :/ 192- how much do you bench 3rep or you can tell your most impressive lift?
Mickay1232 0
WTF does anti flood mean!!!!!!!
BigZadii 0
what does op stand for? I'm rather new to site.
pstrommen 3
it stands for Original Poster. the term is not exclusive to fml :)
rhcpalex93 0
hahaha step brothers
RavenXRampage 1
I like your answer 91. You're also pretty hot.
randomlettrrs 8
137's hot
thefull9yards 4
if there sleeping naked in the same bed as you, op obviously knows them a little. get some sucker!
Oster_fml 0
what is thus world coming to, if it's a summer camp do it if you don't have the balls(no pun intended) just be like in a bit bord can I have some guest, so simple but then again you will get your chance part of growing up is to try new things
fmlsoobad 0
jajajajaha bumber 8
NzHeartagram 0
win.
Shaebug12 0
Someone is a little loser who doesnt know who how to give head, so he stayed up there like a retard!
catsareahmazing 0
Okay?
youngrob 0
WTF were u doing in the top bunk
sexybitch92 0
30: um yes we do.. well the ones who live in America at least, like me :)
nirvanafan980 0
get down there son!!!
oreoshane 0
how does that happen?
LexBvl 4
fake sleep walk into their bed...works every time. cold blooded lizards can't refuse male body heat.
nirvanafan980 0
european girls don't shave down there.
blank314 0
beat your shit
LaPhreak 1
fail LOL
billybob171717 0
wow im just on this app on my phone bored and I see this so im entertained
occasionallyever 0
op needs to get over it or go to the bottom bunk
xLittleMissPinkx 5
Forever alone
ToastGurl 0
Why was that?
mpsteve137 15
You need to not act so easu
SyraSid5 0
why were they there?
Sportsfan86 3
why didn't you get down there with them...
randomlettrrs 8
or at least jack off
SookyTurner 4
Idk why that has so many dislikes, i reckon that it is the logical thing to do to.
NeonRisk 0
*face palm*
iamchuck 0
Ydi for not having the balls to climb down. Were you scares that you might have the best time of your entire life?
Maelific 0
nah he just prefers pullin his own pud while wishing he was so much cooler. something tells me that kid either A) doesn't have a father figure around or B) is a faygala.
yuggi1 11
If he was gay he wouldn't moan over having girls under his bunk.... oh wait.
bcamgirl 0
hurry go down there