Today, I learned that Dolph Lundgren's "daughter", Lisbeth Olofsson, is not only fictional, but a stolen identity. Who the hell have I been talking to on Facebook since 2013? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
Today, I received a DM on Facebook, from a woman I've never heard of, saying, "Eric X's wife says HI." She goes on to say that she is going to find me, and ruin my life the way I have ruined hers. I've never even heard of Eric X and am happily engaged. FML
Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML
Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter's "pen pal" is really a 58-year-old man in prison. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Could you not do a quick Google search and find that Dolph Lundgren's daughters are named Greta and Ida? Sounds like your girlfriend cobbled a name together from "Girl With a Dragon Tattoo" and Bang&Olofson(sp?) speakers. Kinda like Bic Mitchum. How much money have you sent her?
BurnInDemonFire 39
8 years and you never once got curious enough to look her up anywhere besides Facebook? I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed in you.
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RichardPencil 32
Could you not do a quick Google search and find that Dolph Lundgren's daughters are named Greta and Ida? Sounds like your girlfriend cobbled a name together from "Girl With a Dragon Tattoo" and Bang&Olofson(sp?) speakers. Kinda like Bic Mitchum. How much money have you sent her?
BurnInDemonFire 39
8 years and you never once got curious enough to look her up anywhere besides Facebook? I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed in you.
RichardPencil 32
I'm disappointed and mad! With three minutes in Wikipedia, I found out more about Dolph Lundgren's family than the dude learned in 8 years! It's so easy when they claim to be celebrities or their relatives. Reminds me of a movie I'm going to write. Nerdy loser guy gets catfished by slightly-better-than-average girl who uses a model's Instagram photos. He finds out, but they talk it out and he likes her anyways. They think it would be fun to invite this model to their wedding since she kinda got them together. The model ends up liking the guy and she overhears the girl speaking badly of him. The guy and the model get together and the girl eats crow. THE END
Nhayaa2.0 17
Call Nev.