Today, my boyfriend got a hotel room with a jacuzzi, drinks, and tickets to Six Flags for my birthday. He is currently passed out drunk on the other side of the bed, cursing me out in his sleep. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday. After spending a reasonable amount of cash to get us a nice hotel room to celebrate, he decides he would rather spend the night drinking with his friends. They all threw up in the bath tub before passing out on our bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home, chugged a beer, and passed out in our bed without saying hello or goodnight to me. I've been on vacation for a week and was hoping to cuddle. But no, if I try to touch him, he hits me and growls. FML
Today, for my birthday, I got a hotel room for me and my boyfriend. He decided that spending time with a female friend was more important than spending time with me. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML
Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML
Today, I got a drunken call from my boyfriend, which consisted of him telling me that he, "does man things like fuck bitches and roll with hoes," and that I've been, "trying to turn him into a half-ass girly man," but, "that shit ain't right." Then he threw up. FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
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Top comments
mikeofthunder 13
That isn't a bad attempt OP, he obviously spent a lot of money on you which shows he cares. He's just a bad drunk.
Steve95401 49
Your boyfriend sounds like a real winner.
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Comments (123)
weeabaka 6
Don't waste your birthday! I say make sure he's situated and hop in the jacuzzi for yourself and relax. You two can talk about his idiotic mistake when he sobers up.
XxskyelovexX 13
well since I know what six flags you would be going to because of where you're from, I go there with my friend a lot and it tends to be extremely packed and the lines are very long especially for that new ride. but its still fun so i'm sorry. I hope you get to go sometime soon when its less packed and your bf isn't suck a dick
XxskyelovexX 13
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outsider_forlife 0
Go without him.
tishtashbat 16
I hope you already went to Six Flags and you're not going the next day with a bf probably too hungover to go on the rides without throwing up... Shame he made such an effort then ruined it :/ Hopefully he'll make it up to you and your next birthday/christmas/anniversary will be awesome!!
pnutbutternjelly 15
Still sounds like more fun than the way I've spent my last few birthdays. you have more alcohol and a hot tub. kick back and relax and have some fun me time. plus, you still get or got to spend the day with him at six flags at his expense at the very least.
grudger 14
It was almost a great birthday
mpalmiter4717 8
If he got drunk after celebrating your birthday properly with you, this is completely forgivable. He obviously cares for you. He put a lot of effort into your special day. If he got drunk early on and you're stuck in the room celebrating solo, when he sobers up he'd have a lot of making up to do
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
After is not forgiveable either... You'd think that she'd have other plans for the rest of the night than spending it with a larva. Like the guy could not contain himself for one evening and make sure she enjoys herself all night long? What's the point in getting so drunk you pass out anyway?
Sicilysstallion 2
Happy birthday!
magicallouis 2
Ah young love <3
vbmg152 19
Have fun without him! Oh & get a new boyfriend!
jem970 19
People like you bother me. He did something wrong! Dump him! Your opinion is old and on this case has no grounds to support it what so ever. Shut up.