Today, my boyfriend got a hotel room with a jacuzzi, drinks, and tickets to Six Flags for my birthday. He is currently passed out drunk on the other side of the bed, cursing me out in his sleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday. After spending a reasonable amount of cash to get us a nice hotel room to celebrate, he decides he would rather spend the night drinking with his friends. They all threw up in the bath tub before passing out on our bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home, chugged a beer, and passed out in our bed without saying hello or goodnight to me. I've been on vacation for a week and was hoping to cuddle. But no, if I try to touch him, he hits me and growls. FML
Today, for my birthday, I got a hotel room for me and my boyfriend. He decided that spending time with a female friend was more important than spending time with me. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML
Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML
Today, I got a drunken call from my boyfriend, which consisted of him telling me that he, "does man things like fuck bitches and roll with hoes," and that I've been, "trying to turn him into a half-ass girly man," but, "that shit ain't right." Then he threw up. FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
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Top comments
mikeofthunder 13
That isn't a bad attempt OP, he obviously spent a lot of money on you which shows he cares. He's just a bad drunk.
Steve95401 49
Your boyfriend sounds like a real winner.
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Comments (123)
astralvagan 20
Yes, because infidelity is always the solution for a drunken inconsiderate husband, right? Man do I feel sorry for your spouse!
Countryrose0524 7
I agree with #36. But you have to think about it, everybody has their own opinions and views it doesn't mean one is more or less mature than another.
Melvar_10 3
I would get the "what a jerk move" or "wow.... Thanks..." But these people are going as far as saying ditch him and go with another dude or a friend, or breaking up with him. Sure it's opinion, but an over dramatic and selfish one. It's the thought that counts
ManInTheMachine 20
Are you OP's boyfriend? You seem really bent in defending him, even if your explanation makes zero sense.
eggmarie 25
He's probably been the drunk boyfriend before and is trying to defend his actions
krewer21 1
Toss him out in the safari park, and keep going!
The_F3rris 11
Drinking ruins everything (usually)
neilykins 29
If you think drinking ruins everything, then you obviously don't hang around people with self control. There is nothing wrong with having a couple of drinks, but there is something wrong with drinking so much you pass out and start cussing at your girlfriend on her birthday.
ebonyirony 29
And when you're drinking, you start with a buzz at some point. Unless OP's boyfriend has absolutely zero tolerance for alcohol, he would notice and stop drinking. I got really drunk once. I drank til 3am in italy. It was stupid. I was stupid. I was sixteen(18 isnt much better) and now I never drink that much, and I don't drink beyond a slight buzz if I'm doing something for my boyfriend and want my wits about me. If I can learn why can't OP's bf?
KiddNYC1O 22
42- Yeah, if you drink like Snooki.
klx125cross 9
Oh that sucks
midcoder007 0
yeah your life will never be the same again....
Enslaved 38
Seems like your boyfriend doesn't know his limit. Hopefully he'll live and learn. A drink or two to celebrate your birthday is fine but him getting passed out drunk, especially when you still had further plans to continue your celebration? WTF I'm sure he meant well. Those hotels with a jacuzzi aren't cheap. Sorry he ruined your day.
matt98_fml 13
Well that's an awkward situation. I hope you at least have fun at 6 flags to make it all up.
pcentral 17
Lock him out on the balcony. Or in the hallway. And then enjoy the hotel room and jacuzzi! :)
rinkagamine_fml 9
Let him be drunk if he wants to and go out and get on the rides yourself! There's no need to waste your birthday and the tickets just because your boyfriend decided to be selfish.