Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML
Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I was at my new boyfriend's flat. As I came out of the toilet he walked over, took my hand, looked at me and whispered, "You washed your hands. Good." in an extremely creepy manner. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's most frequent OCD tic is also the biggest trigger of my misophonia. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend and I told him that I was going to tickle him, to which he responded me how he’d “crack” me in the head so that I’d never even think about tickling him again. It threw me into a panic attack and people laughed. I’m a survivor of domestic violence. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
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flashback.miss 28
whthe... surely you mean ex... why on earth would he think that would be funny? Oo....
Fuzzfoot 0
so... if you accidentally touch a strangers butt- do you have to do it again?
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Comments (466)
LukeNukem_fml 3
OMG, this gave me some laughs.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Edit: Whoops. I hate when my comments end up in the wrong place. Sorry. :(
SixDeuce 0
What kinda timeframe we talking about cause can't u just save it up and touch him at another time... I'm sure he'll get off of you at some point
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
As several others have pointed out, it's not a rational thing. It may seem logical for OP to just chill out and do it later, and she might even see the logic in that too, when she's not in the middle of a panic attack. But panic and anxiety don't need to make sense when you're in the midst of an attack. You just feel a certain strong emotion and it overwhelms your logical self very quickly.
Screwwedd 12
I thought I was the only one who did that!! I have to touch things with both hands.
phatdaddy62 23
dump his ass
xicano 0
you should submerge you're hand in boiling water. then wait n see if u want to dip you're other hand..... problem solved
Moemoemoe_fml 0
You should submerge "you're" whole self in boiling water. And stay inside it for a while. There, one of the many problems the gene pool had is now solved! Seriously though, you have no heart or understanding of mental/medical conditions, do you?
xicano 0
I apologize I was j/k dint mean to offend u
Mikehawk182 0
Geez...everyone is all butt hurt over this lol....this is freakin hilarious!!!!....ydi for NOT touching his weiner!
trickster83 0
this is fantastic, the dog poop comment is great too. +5 for your boyfriend
Miii_fml 0
Dump him hes an idiot!!
OceanMinded 0
this is hilarious!!!
megamandude455 10
I have a little OCD. but it's official. this is by far the funniest fml I've ever read. I'm just glad he didn't let you up op while you were trying to touch him again, or that would've been an epic brush