Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML
Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I was at my new boyfriend's flat. As I came out of the toilet he walked over, took my hand, looked at me and whispered, "You washed your hands. Good." in an extremely creepy manner. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's most frequent OCD tic is also the biggest trigger of my misophonia. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend and I told him that I was going to tickle him, to which he responded me how he’d “crack” me in the head so that I’d never even think about tickling him again. It threw me into a panic attack and people laughed. I’m a survivor of domestic violence. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
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flashback.miss 28
whthe... surely you mean ex... why on earth would he think that would be funny? Oo....
Fuzzfoot 0
so... if you accidentally touch a strangers butt- do you have to do it again?
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mouse323 0
lol he's a keeper
Hopersz 0
I have the same thing and it sucks. I ve learned to control mine though and keep it under control as hard as it is. You jus have to act like its not there. Oh btw your bf sounds like a damn asshole. I would have beat his ass if I were u
Yanni_S 0
Why is he an asshole? It's not even that much of a disorder, it's like someone who can't stop biting their nails when their nervous or people who swear a lot. If anything he was helping her.
Cinn_fml 23
You can't say that it's not that much of a disorder, it can affect people severely. And yes, it would be best if she could stop her OCD, however desensitisation process is slow, not sudden and in the way that happened in the FML.
redrovaa 0
SHE CAN TOUCH HER HOMEWORK WITH BOTH HANDS. NOT JUST ONE. Dear god.
Lilllly_1316 0
I think that is quite funny. Sorry OP.
TheOtherNewest1 6
It's a little funny to hear it happening to someone else in the abstract, but if I saw someone doing that, I would smack the shit out of them. That's pretty ****** up.
TheOtherNewest1 6
Kinda funny, but if I saw that happening, I'd probably punch the guy in the face. Also, 42, you just won the internets.
iPunchedBigFoot 5
It's ok girl. I'd always let you touch me with both hands. ;)
Moemoemoe_fml 0
I can't believe the number of c**ts putting "YDI"!! Do you also put YDI for people who have cancer? Or some other health issue? Douches. Btw, OP, I hope you dumped that colossal jerk. He deserves a swift kick in the butt.
fire_in_the_hole 0
what are you all saying that's reallllly funny good for him!
Chellington 5
I sincerely hope he was doing it because he either doesn't fully understand the concept of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, or just to help you in some way to see that you don't have to do those things and things will be okay. For those of you who are claiming it's 'not much of a disorder' and 'sincerely funny', you want to try having it yourself. I've had OCD since I can remember, and it was diagnosed when I was 11. No one, apart from my family and boyfriend, know I have it. I don't tell people. I'm on anti-depressants for the OCD as well as depression, which again no one knows about apart from my boyfriend and one member of my family. It's much harder to cope with than you'd think. And yeah, there are those people claiming to have OCD who don't, but you get that with every illness. You just have to leave them to it. I really hope your OCD gets better, OP. :) I'm lucky in the fact that my boyfriend supports me. If he did that to me, I'd probably get really annoyed and then find it cute when I calmed down. ): I'm a soft touch.