Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML
Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I was at my new boyfriend's flat. As I came out of the toilet he walked over, took my hand, looked at me and whispered, "You washed your hands. Good." in an extremely creepy manner. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's most frequent OCD tic is also the biggest trigger of my misophonia. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend and I told him that I was going to tickle him, to which he responded me how he’d “crack” me in the head so that I’d never even think about tickling him again. It threw me into a panic attack and people laughed. I’m a survivor of domestic violence. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
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flashback.miss 28
whthe... surely you mean ex... why on earth would he think that would be funny? Oo....
Fuzzfoot 0
so... if you accidentally touch a strangers butt- do you have to do it again?
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imright24 0
It's not like he did any harm. So he didn't let you give in to your urge to touch him again. Big deal. A person's right to not be touched when he doesn't want to be overrides your urge to do whatever you want.
iltby 3
Yeah because tackling her and holding her down while she has a panic attack is an appropriate response.
Cinn_fml 23
imright, he does have the right to 'not be touched when he doesn't want to', but doing it in a way that not only includes force but makes her have a panic attack is much worse. It would be one thing to ask her to try to control it, and to gradually desensitise, but what he did was cruel if he understood the full extent of her OCD. As PhillyFox said, it's like pouring a bucket of spiders over someone with arachnophobia. There's a point when something stops being a prank or funny.
ScreamTDWP 3
that's hilarious. I would probly do the same xD
perdix 31
I have CDO. It's the same thing as OCD, except in proper alphabetical order like it must be.
tencentsakiss 19
you are my hero
RedPillSucks 33
A dyslexic OCD person?
hit4prez 0
hahaha nice!!!!
DarkHelmet 10
Hahahahahahahaha that is an EPIC WIN for the boyfriend LOL
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Wow, I hope you don't plan to ever get laid, kiddo. Life won't be easy for one as dumb as you.
MajorasxMask 0
agreed lol.
Crosswinds 8
Seriously, how completely ******* insane are you? Perhaps you should move into a tiny cabin in the middle of a dense forest and live as a recluse. OCD? Christ on a bike, get over yourself. Your man is a godsend.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#78 OCD is a real disorder. Just because you don't have it doesn't mean that it doesn't exist.
iltby 3
Speaking of being a recluse, what rock have you been living under? OCD is a recognised problem and has been for many years. It's not something you just 'get over', you asshole.
Haven246 7
Bitch. Who do you think you are?
chungy92 5
haha that's a weird ocd
Spastastic 6
Actually, that's a very common compulsion.
Xavi89 0
hahaha that's funny.
GoArmy6624 7
he was just messing around, he's probably not a total dick. lol that's hilarious tho and I would have done the same thing.
Stumblebum30 5
Time for a new boyfriend....
parya94 0
I have that OCD
tencentsakiss 19
I can tell from your picture. I guess you have OCD about your cheeks being kissed unevenly.