cai
United States
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Berkeley, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
Illinoisgirl
Hungary
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
ShittyProposal
Columbus, United States
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML
Baby_girl
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Remember?
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
Thanks, I guess…
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML
em
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
random guy
Las Vegas, United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years. She responded by drinking all the alcohol in sight, falling unconscious and pissing herself. Six hours later, she said that I was too immature and that's why it would never work. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
rachaaaaeul
United States
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Top comments
omgthatsosuppera 4
Keep the ring and he'll buy another one
RiiOT09 9
If he had a legit ring, maybe he has the intention to propose in the future. All hope is not lost.
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Comments (118)
blackvyper 8
Better marry that sucker tonight then. Catch a red eye to Vegas.
annagilbert 6
drunk words are sober thoughts
thebluewizard 14
At least you know that it's there subconsciously. Yay! /positive thinking
raaawwwrrZ 8
OP's bf need to be drunk to expess his true feelings. Nagative thinking
thallpma08 4
Sucks for your boyfriend.
screamo_neve 12
When you're drunk, you do speak the truth. Brutal honesty at its finest, but really. He may not remember, but he probably had intentions of proposing anyways, sober or not.
rainbowbigbird 7
Honestly... Alcohol isn't a "truth serum" and it doesn't bring out your subconscious... All alcohol does it heighten the feelings you have "at that moment." OP. He may care for, love you and want to marry you, but I would most certainly wait until your man is of sound mind before you enter into a marriage. This is kind of a big deal.
Jasonf6 0
U need a new non-alchie boyfriend
twinboo3 4
LOL DAMN...
SMBC 4
My boyfriend does this to me all the time, I've gotten so used to it that it's weird when he gets drunk and doesn't propose.
LinTurk 4
Yep. I had one of those too.
xmarine360x 0
that is awesome
Steve95401 49
Their honeymoon will be spent at the Betty Ford Center.