cai
United States
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Berkeley, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
Illinoisgirl
Hungary
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
ShittyProposal
Columbus, United States
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML
Baby_girl
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Remember?
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
Thanks, I guess…
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML
em
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
random guy
Las Vegas, United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years. She responded by drinking all the alcohol in sight, falling unconscious and pissing herself. Six hours later, she said that I was too immature and that's why it would never work. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
rachaaaaeul
United States
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Top comments
omgthatsosuppera 4
Keep the ring and he'll buy another one
RiiOT09 9
If he had a legit ring, maybe he has the intention to propose in the future. All hope is not lost.
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Comments (118)
crabgass 3
oh dude that sucks
salemrams68 0
Drunken words are sober thoughts
mooimafishabbey 0
that must means he actually wants marry u but he isnt ready 2 ask DURP!!
PoohBearKitty 3
At least you can say he probably wants to, but is too nervous to do so sober. He was drunk and decided to just go for it. When I drink, I do things and say I would normally hesitate to do or say. Just casually say the next day, after he gets done nursing his hangover, "Hey, babe, so last night you asked me a question. I was just wondering if you meant it?" and see what he says.
Strangler 7
Hope you atleast got a ring!!
thetreesaregreen 3
You should talk to him about that, maybe he can repeat it and wouldn't be drunk next time.
MellyLuck1484 7
don't get what the problem is. If he isn't the kind that says "I love you so much" and cries to EVERYONE when drunk, then these are his true feelings, and you just need to feel good and wait it out.
doglover100 29
I want to know his reaction when he sobered up.
SailorSolaris 43
They say in Japan (I think) that the actions and words of a drunk person are that person's thoughts when sober.
fantasyworld 39
Bring it up when he's sober.