Ploeboi
United States
Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Get them away from me
Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Absecon, United States
To each his own
Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML
Randolph
Saint Petersburg, United States
Today, a clown came over for my son's 8th birthday party. There was a moment of silence then laughter as everyone realized the clown and I were wearing the same plaid shirt. FML
shampoogirl
United States
Today, I finally landed a new job, and thinking he would be proud, I told my boyfriend. Instead of congratulating me, he got mad that my work hours include Saturday, his laundry day. FML
sweetsixteen
United States
Clown World
Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML
Anonymous
Newport News, United States
Classic
Today, after I helped get my boyfriend get a new job, he thanked me by dumping me for some whore who works there. FML
Allycat
Ronkonkoma, United States
Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML
Anonymous
Cheaply romantic
Today, I walked into a dollar store as my boyfriend's girlfriend. I came out as his fiancé. FML
amelie
Nervous
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
GeeThanks
Toronto, Canada
Today, while making a grand show of his generosity, my boss gave me my own commissions as a wedding gift. FML
Top comments
sammyprosnit 8
at least he has a job you unsupporting bizznotch.
ArtIsResistance7 1
Now all his childhood dreams are fufilled...you should be proud!
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Comments (174)
fuzzybear14 0
what does he get paied?
AyaneXx 6
shouldn't be a problem, unless you're like me and petrified of clowns then it's not so good.
Shenannigoats 16
It's still a job. Quit whinging.
fml_mu 10
So what? At least he has got a job now. Or are you a kid who is scared of clowns? If you truly love someone you will accept them the way they are.
missalice0306 19
And your life is ****** because?
EternalHatred 3
You have a stupid ass boyfriend.
Steffi 26
Clowns tend to get paid more than you would think.
cloth101 5
So? He got a job. You should be happy for him instead of putting him down.
klc20071989_fml 9
In this econemy, a job is a job. Be glad he got one at all.
EverdreamOfMe 24
Why is this a FML? That's awesome!