Today, my boyfriend finally answered my Snapchats. He was laying on a bed with purple pillows and sheets. His are gray. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Serial killer vibes
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Wanna come?
Today, I woke up from a nap on my new bed to see my phone lit up with new texts. My friend sent out "Wanna test out my new bed?" as a mass text while I was asleep to every boy in my phone. Mark will be here in an hour, Jon wants to know what I'm wearing, and my ex's new girlfriend is not amused. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML
Dirty room
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
Today, I just received the king-sized bed I'd ordered. My boyfriend moved out two days ago when we broke up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching TV. He gets up at one point and turns the light off, so I asked him why. He replied, "You look better in the dark." FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend standing at the end of the bed staring at a large wet spot. Boy do I know how to pick 'em! FML
Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML
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tounces7 28
I'm not sure what's more disturbing - the fact that he may potentially be cheating on you, or the idea that you're suggesting he may NEVER change his bed sheets.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Wait. Does he only own one set of bed sheets, or does he just have a few that are all gray? He could have bought himself a purple set. More info is needed.
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Comments (26)
TheBombestOne 4
Well, sheet...
_australiaa 11
He could have changed his bed sheets.
AmbrosiaFan 19
So he's not allowed to change his bedsheets?
Sad_Happy_Gorl 7
He only has gray sheets. Considering I do his laundry for him, I know well that he doesn’t have purple sheets and a purple fuzzy pillow