Today, my boyfriend finally answered my Snapchats. He was laying on a bed with purple pillows and sheets. His are gray. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Serial killer vibes
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Wanna come?
Today, I woke up from a nap on my new bed to see my phone lit up with new texts. My friend sent out "Wanna test out my new bed?" as a mass text while I was asleep to every boy in my phone. Mark will be here in an hour, Jon wants to know what I'm wearing, and my ex's new girlfriend is not amused. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML
Dirty room
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
Today, I just received the king-sized bed I'd ordered. My boyfriend moved out two days ago when we broke up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching TV. He gets up at one point and turns the light off, so I asked him why. He replied, "You look better in the dark." FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend standing at the end of the bed staring at a large wet spot. Boy do I know how to pick 'em! FML
Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML
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tounces7 28
I'm not sure what's more disturbing - the fact that he may potentially be cheating on you, or the idea that you're suggesting he may NEVER change his bed sheets.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Wait. Does he only own one set of bed sheets, or does he just have a few that are all gray? He could have bought himself a purple set. More info is needed.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Wait. Does he only own one set of bed sheets, or does he just have a few that are all gray? He could have bought himself a purple set. More info is needed.
Sheepiebeepie 26
Does everyone really have multiple sets of sheets? I just wash and dry the one set all during the day when necessary and put it back on to sleep.
timinator5000 28
I do only because it takes me forever to put away laundry lol
RichardPencil 32
He’s probably using the purple sheet filter on Snapchap.
WHSKitty4ever 23
We have more than one set. The same color/shade gets too monotonous otherwise.
Glowworm56 27
We do have more than one pair of sheets, but usually I just wash them and dry them and reuse them because I'm also washing the mattress protectors with them.
weaboo 12
What if it gets dirty in the evening
BurnInDemonFire 39
It's good to have backups. Think how nasty it'd be if you had some sort of incident in the middle of the night, and you had no sheets because they were being washed. What kind of savage sleeps on a bed without sheets?
Shawnie Gallant 24
He could be showing you his new bedsheets.
tounces7 28
I'm not sure what's more disturbing - the fact that he may potentially be cheating on you, or the idea that you're suggesting he may NEVER change his bed sheets.
Sheepiebeepie 26
Never heard of a washer and dryer? Can be done while not sleeping.
MATTY2512 15
Doesn’t mean he might now have more than one set. I do, one that’s navy and one that’s white.
RichardPencil 32
Well, we all know what he was doing that prevented him from answering you promptly. Changing his bedding. Those fitted sheets can be a bitch!
ImminentDisaster 12
Is it possible he was staying at someone else’s house or just hanging out in a friends bedroom?
Deez_Knots 10
Maybe he changed them
RichardPencil 32
Are you sure that was your boyfriend? Or could it have been his doppelgänger? Hmmm?
alienblair 4
That's concerning that he only has one set of sheets that he apparently never changes
T1A2Z3 35
The obvious answer leaps to mind of course but there are alternitive options. 1. He changed his sheets. 2. He is staying with a relative/ in a hotel. 3. He is staying at a friends house. 4. Mad filter. If it is the alternitive I'm so sorry.
Stephanie Claire 12
What hotel have you ever been in that had colored sheets?
Jorn van der Ar 13
Lots of them.
onceuponatime456 16
Maybe he bought new sheets?