hairy
Serbia
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Lafayette, United States
NEXT!
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
ginger
New Zealand
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
dykerino
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Vancouver, Canada
Fellas, is it gay to date a woman?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
dumpyhair
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
Anonymous
Monaco
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
Foxy0706
Baton Rouge, United States
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Qwerty
Australia
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
SphereMaiden
Today, after ignoring me for about a week, my boyfriend finally broke up with me. Why? He discovered that I use prescription deodorant. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
It's only scary if it's long enough to braid.
that1guyyy 12
Get a trimmer.
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Comments (117)
rollingoffacliff 1
sorry, but i've done the exact same thing an x had nose hairs that where hanging out nearly to her upper lip and she wouldnt trim it down so we split. Just hard to kiss someone thats got more hair than you do.
elerbears 9
welcome to the jungle!
Platfoot 0
just dont tell him that its your moustache
ArentWeAll 4
At least he nose how to be honest.
Carlie_McCartney 1
Hey, it can get pretty wild up there! But that's certainly not a valid reason to end a relationship...
Dflips 0
FYL for having that much nose hair
benhd1 14
I'm dying XD
wfshelbs 1
He's probably a freak dont worry about it
jccwell 1
I'm a dude and that would have grossed me out too. Keeping EVERYTHING trimmed is important to guys. If you know what I mean.
frannybob15 0
If you were my gf I would never dump you ,I mean I love brading nose hairs