hairy
Serbia
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Lafayette, United States
NEXT!
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
ginger
New Zealand
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
dykerino
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Vancouver, Canada
Fellas, is it gay to date a woman?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
dumpyhair
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
Anonymous
Monaco
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
Foxy0706
Baton Rouge, United States
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Qwerty
Australia
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
SphereMaiden
Today, after ignoring me for about a week, my boyfriend finally broke up with me. Why? He discovered that I use prescription deodorant. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
It's only scary if it's long enough to braid.
that1guyyy 12
Get a trimmer.
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Comments (117)
jmoreno 4
You must have a hell of a snout for him to be scared
muffinXmonster 12
Go honey badger on his ace
MadonnaObsessed 0
No, yes she has nose hairs. But that doesn't mean she's a animal.
muffinXmonster 12
If that was serious then you are a jack ass
nm11 4
Muffinxmonster.. Did u seriously put ur number on ur profile.. Wtf?
j_cat187 20
#81 that's sad. Shall we spam the shit out of him?
SaMmIMonster96 6
#81 awh that's sad that you would suggest that..
toelie 26
I need to see a pic before I can choose between FYL en YDI.
vatoloco88 0
The one from your nostrils? Or, the one coming out from your pores? The latter seems exponentially worse!!
Redoxx_fml 22
He's never been beyond The Wall
failgamer 7
Maybe its a sign to trim your nose hairs...
flapdoodle 2
It sounds like it is time to move on. Find a nice boy with ear hair and settle down together. Maybe you could have a few furry children.
LuckyTroll 6
It's called shave it.. YDI lol.
Xcherrypie 16
If you were naked more often he wouldn't have noticed the nostril fro.
freakyguitarist 0
Tell him he has a tiny winkie
downtime 13
Guys aren't idiots, we know when that is just made up out of spite. If anything it leaves us thinking, "seriously? That was your best effort?" and our respect for you as a person pretty much dies as we come to the conclusion we just won the argument.
desireev 18
P.S: The picture of you with your boobs hanging out is not cute or attractive.
ladyLALAA 29
104- so uncalled, you jealous?