hairy
Serbia
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Lafayette, United States
NEXT!
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
ginger
New Zealand
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
dykerino
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Vancouver, Canada
Fellas, is it gay to date a woman?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
dumpyhair
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
Anonymous
Monaco
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
Foxy0706
Baton Rouge, United States
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Qwerty
Australia
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
SphereMaiden
Today, after ignoring me for about a week, my boyfriend finally broke up with me. Why? He discovered that I use prescription deodorant. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
It's only scary if it's long enough to braid.
that1guyyy 12
Get a trimmer.
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Comments (117)
GurTeddyBear 0
shave that shit!!!
CallMeBloo 31
There are ways to maintain nose hair, but if he's willing to break up with her for what is in the end such a silly reason, the relationship is unlikely to work out. In the interest of full disclosure, though, my husband does get the occasional nose hair and when he plucks, it's kind of gross.
vicgeo92 4
Pluck. And you probably don't want someone who gets bothered by such a slight nuisance.
mrkp 14
Then get rid of it... or don't. It's what makes YOU happy that matters! If you love having (apparently) terrifying nose hair, then that's just great.
clairesucks 37
He was probably looking for an excuse to break up with you. FYL though OP