hairy
Serbia
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Lafayette, United States
NEXT!
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
ginger
New Zealand
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
dykerino
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Vancouver, Canada
Fellas, is it gay to date a woman?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
dumpyhair
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
Anonymous
Monaco
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
Foxy0706
Baton Rouge, United States
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Qwerty
Australia
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
SphereMaiden
Today, after ignoring me for about a week, my boyfriend finally broke up with me. Why? He discovered that I use prescription deodorant. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
It's only scary if it's long enough to braid.
that1guyyy 12
Get a trimmer.
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sincere14 9
if he really liked u it wouldnt matter if you had alot of nose hair. i learned that you need nose hair or you would get constant nose bleeds
downtime 13
Why do women always say this shit? If he really liked you it wouldn't matter what physical or mental defects you have apparently. Quite an easy way to just villify someone when you can't just face up to the reality.
benhd1 14
Your picture is forever alone... Coincidence? I think not...
ipwnallmen 10
If it's like very thin strands rope swaying to and fro from your nostrils, then yes, trim, cut, wax, whatever, but how curiously enough how long was it for him to act like that? were there bats clinging to it too?
cl0udn1ne1993 0
Maybe u should trim it lol gross
Mango_Splash803 1
Hahaha XD sorry but that's funny. How long is your nose hair O_O
aFreedom127 9
Probably scratches the top of his wenis when you go down on him. Seriously though I once got dropped because I came too loudly.
KiddNYC1O 22
Cool story, bro.
LMA0 5
Scratches his wenis when giving a ********? Considering your wenis is the skin on your elbow she has got to have some World Records locked down.
SaMmIMonster96 6
76- your "bro" is a chick. If you are trying to be cool, use some word other than bro.. Please. :)
kimono_fml 17
tmi indeed, nty. and sounds like you dodged a bullet there op
krnpanda 2
So does your leg hair, does that mean you dont shave that either?
cece41225 0
That's stupid u should've told him that his toe is ugly always works!!just kidding but seriously that's rude
stevenmx86 8
How do you not deserve this? A little personal maintenance..
alec199 3
Ew ur disgusting
animaguskid 2
He's probably just a jerk that wanted to leave you for other reasons but gave you some bs reason to make you feel bad. Hes just immature and childish. I'm sure you could do better