hairy
Serbia
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Lafayette, United States
NEXT!
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
ginger
New Zealand
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
dykerino
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Vancouver, Canada
Fellas, is it gay to date a woman?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
dumpyhair
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
Anonymous
Monaco
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
Foxy0706
Baton Rouge, United States
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Qwerty
Australia
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
SphereMaiden
Today, after ignoring me for about a week, my boyfriend finally broke up with me. Why? He discovered that I use prescription deodorant. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
It's only scary if it's long enough to braid.
that1guyyy 12
Get a trimmer.
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Comments (117)
SweetTooth78 0
Ok first off if you don't realize that you have nose hair , then u obviously don't carry your self well what girl doesn't know that she has long nose hair?! Ewa take Care of that ASAP! Also while ur at it check if u have a mustache lol seriously boo
woahsambam 0
good thing there's plastic surgery (;
SaMmIMonster96 6
Why does she need plastic surgery?
laurbear12 3
Or in your case, makeup
hateevryone 15
like he doesn't have it himself, smh
anniekins 6
Easy fix. Trim your nose hair.
lyssa_jean 7
umm ew.....
ilove80smetal 8
Better your nose hair than your pubes
smallsmerry123 5
Seriously though, it's like chebacca in there.
charonboat 0
A little plukin please???!!! Duhhh
Vanilla1Thrilla 0
That's pretty shallow. I've teased my girlfriend about her nose hair but I would never dump her over it. It's just hair, everyone has it. Maybe you should have punched him for being an a-hole. You obviously deserve better.
charonboat 0
Never look u charon boat on google images