Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML
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DrNuggetcase 3
That sucks, but at least your house is clean!
Roevera 14
atleast he didn't just text a break up. but still. shouldn't have made you vacuum..
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Comments (123)
terrask 11
I dont see the issue. He owned up, faced you, spared you the transport of going on ''neutral'' ground, respected you enough not to break-up over the phone/internet. It's over, it happened between two mature persons. And now your house is clean. Call your friends and open a bottle of wine, OP.
DiscoRanger 0
Unless she's 12.
hadeed 3
Maybe you should've chosen a man over a cat sooner and this wouldn't of happened.
ButterFly85 0
Aww! What an @$$! ????????
bchatzis 9
Well, at least now your cat can roam free and you dont have to keep vacuuming every time he were to come over
donut_gurl 8
It was nice of him not to make you go all the way to his place or spend money going out to dinner. Also, it was nice that he didn't dump you through text or email. So the way I see it is it could have been worse. Proabably a good idea to vacuum every once in a while anyway.
bfsd42 20
The way I understand this fml is that the op preferred having a dirty, cat hair infested home, and was just mad at ex boyfriend for being a catalyst for positive change. OP, F Everyone's Life who has to deal with your filth.
ss_20_xx 14
That is a harsh way of reading this FML. Op only meant that all the hard work in cleaning the ENTIRE house for the guy went down the drain. Hats off to her for being caring enough to do that for her boy friend's comfort. Or ex-boy friend. Anyway, there's no reason to be so damn critical about this.
ezelisko 1
i would start doing some stuff for yourself now. get in shape. accomplish your goals.
zebralover23 14
You Gould of put your cat in his face
DiscoRanger 0
You could spell could right.
Pamelacasdiaz22 1
wow thats not nice
naduskalove 3
what an asshole ! U better off without him op,