Today, my boyfriend decided to re-enact a scene from Family Guy. He locked me in the car with him and farted deadly ones repeatedly. He wouldn't let me out until I learned to "love the gas." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
Today, I finally felt comfortable enough to fart in front of my boyfriend for the first time. He went quiet, got up and left in his car. I haven't heard from him in 4 hours. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
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Top comments
Zebidee 9
Unlock the door. Get out of the car.
jubjub1276 1
Love the gas Meg! Love it!!!
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Comments (128)
miro793 0
brooo,very bro
CheapGodiva 0
The people you have in your life are your fault.
chellabella856 0
******* dump him really that's disgusting
JOD96 0
HahahahahHahahahahhhahahagagahagagagagGdhdhrvdhdusysgafaffafafafafagahahgagagagagagahahahahahah
laylerz2011 0
Hahahhahahah! I love it xD
Life_is_FML 22
Family guy is just a cheap dumb knockoff of the Simpsons. Pfft. Doh
trackie14 3
love the gas Meg,loooovvvee itttttt.
LegendofZelda88 8
shh, shh, this is why we're here this is why we're here, this is why we're here.....(farts again) lmao!
cwl727 33
Open the door yourself.
worldclassrager 41
Most things from shows like thang don't repeat...they should list things like that like in jackass don't try this at home