Today, my boyfriend decided to re-enact a scene from Family Guy. He locked me in the car with him and farted deadly ones repeatedly. He wouldn't let me out until I learned to "love the gas." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
Today, I finally felt comfortable enough to fart in front of my boyfriend for the first time. He went quiet, got up and left in his car. I haven't heard from him in 4 hours. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
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Top comments
Zebidee 9
Unlock the door. Get out of the car.
jubjub1276 1
Love the gas Meg! Love it!!!
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Comments (128)
mulmanic 0
eeww.. :/
RavensRule97 0
YDI for not loving the gas.
kaayalbx 0
Damn that's sick.. I wonder what goes on in his head..
WeeGee_fml 0
brain farts most likely
kaayalbx 0
41 - Lmfao, nice one.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
bravo young man, bravo. if only more men did this relationships would last alot longer.
fakeaccountX 6
Well, your only option is to love the gas. NOW LOVE THE ******* GAS.
meowmeowwkitty 0
lol oh the influence of family guy
skittlez12345678_fml 0
wat does YDI stand for
maz255 10
you deserved it or you deserve it
toad396 0
I new u where a chick befor you pic loaded just because u we grossed
Apollo_Kilgannon 4
Haha man...My boyfriend did that to me for 16 straight weeks. Every day of Fall semester. I can now identify every thing he eats by what comes out of his ass...
mulmanic 0
a couple of total idiots...
Sirin_fml 47
I think a couple of total idiots coming out of the ass qualifies as a medical emergency.
mulmanic 0
for sure
OliverPaul 0
I didn't know that rednecks go to college
robotiick 12
hahahahahahahahaha
Bree193 1
I don't know why you even admit this. That's ******.
headbanger003 0
That sucks!
FMLandurstoo 9
Yummy
linaaaaa_fml 0
ew
MacNuggets 0
I remember that scene!! your picture is the pot smoking episode!
Jimster1712 0
thats herbert the pedophile..
Zebidee 9
Unlock the door. Get out of the car.
beccusmaximus 0
Apparently OP lacks the mental capacity to do that.
Bosia 0
As long as you're breathing in farts and not asbestos, I think you'll survive. In the meantime, practice holding your breath. It'll come in handy next time someone tries to drown you… we all experience that at some point in our lives, am I right?
Boredumm 6
it's called safety locks -_- it's on the side of the door, it's so kids can't open the door even if they actually unlock the lock inside of the door, they won't be able to get out unless someone opened the door from the outside.
redque 0
@107 - what car has child locks on the front passenger door?? I guess she could have been sitting in the back seat - but what kind of relationship is that..
MisstressNicole 20
I sit in the back seat most of the time. there's nothing wrong with that.
jubjub1276 1
Love the gas Meg! Love it!!!
Lancer_doosh 0
haha.
gfaraj 0
huhu.
ouchthatsux 0
hehe
skyttlz 32
hihi
Bano360 25
byebye
caguilar21 0
combo breaker :(
alwa7sh 2
Well it IS the fastest way to a man's heart. At least he didn't re-enact the chicken fight scene with you.
peace_sign 0
bahahhahahahahaha that's sooooooooo funny I love that show!!
KingDingALing 9
Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't cars usually have the lock and unlock button on both sides of the front door?
vballer123456 0
op doesn't understand that function of the car or the gas was so over whelming they forgot how to move
tunegzy 0
love is blind
ohmandapants 17
actually, my mom's car doesn't have a lock button on the passenger door
toad396 0
what ps mean
toad396 0
what ps mean
Sparkadelic 4
You deserved it for not getting out of the car. If he was driving you should have opened your door and threaten to tuck and roll. If he has a car that doesn't let you open the door while moving you should have punched him in the nose and grabbed the wheel. Take initiative!
mulmanic 0
and the last thing before I'd jump out of the car is striking a match and let the metanized car out.. stinky problem solved - both of them
Shenannigoats 16
I really hope you're joking. That's one of the dumbest things I've read in quite some time.