Today, after months of looking forward to my new fencing lessons and speculating endlessly about the people who might be in my class, I went to my first lesson. I was the only one who showed up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the gym, well intent on trying a new workout class. I was the only person in the class and the instructor was clearly disappointed. He reluctantly gave me the class but I could tell he was hating the whole experience. FML
Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML
Today, I decided to go to a therapy group to help with my anxiety and to meet people who felt similar. I joked with my friend that no one would turn up as people might feel anxious about going. I was right. I was the only one there. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try out a new workout class. Halfway through, I realized I was in the wrong room and had accidentally joined a dance class. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months and tried to act like I belonged there. I used the wrong machine, adjusted something I shouldn’t have, and had to ask a teenager how to reset it. FML
Today, I decided to show up to my new class an hour early, to be able to choose my seat, and figure out how the computer lab works… only to find out that the lab was locked and I had to wait until the professor unlocked it. FML
Today, I started at a new school. It's a pretty great school, but there's only one problem: Everybody thinks I'm a teacher. I'm only a freshman. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months and couldn't figure out how to use any of the equipment. FML
Today, I woke up and decided that I no longer give a fuck what I look like. Today is also the day a very attractive exchange student joined my private band lessons. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
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Top comments
azcardinals1307 2
Well, at least you'll be the top student right?
Bill3485 3
and the worst student. things just got pessimistic up in here.
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Comments (131)
azcardinals1307 2
Well, at least you'll be the top student right?
Bill3485 3
and the worst student. things just got pessimistic up in here.
CareFace 16
Damn pessimist... All negative and such..
bubblekitty 1
My dad used to tell me -> A pessimist says "it can't get worse" to which an optimistic person replies "oh yes it can!" sarcastic dry joke. O_o Keep your head up u will be able to understand stuff better if all the attention is on u.
hypnotiq_trini 0
Well, on the bright side it's like getting private lessons...without paying extra :)
enonymous 9
I started to read the FML and i thought it said I was looking forward to my new feces... I was slightly aroused not gonna lie. Ultimately I read it again and was disappointed
nigrice 0
Cool story 26. How insightful of you to share that with us
codbloodedkill3r 0
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dre_bro11 12
46, there's a please for people like you. I don't know where, but there is - and it's not here. Hello, and hopefully goodbye.
Prolusive 5
I like the way #26 thinks :)
FarSide 23
But remember... if you ever get hurt by fencing with yourself, it will be a BIG FML and a YDI.
rallets 23
your only choice now is to fence yourself
yourlifesfucked 0
26 FTW. dry humor!
BeatlesObsessed 12
More attention for you. ;)
CultureChic 14
Fencing is a blast! You should encourage your friends to join!
shawnray 0
I actially enjoy fening
RoflBagels 0
What?
False_Stupidity 42
97- What is fening?
nerdfighteria 7
. . . Friends?
Schnyduh 4
Maybe they will show up, (:
pfx2_fml 15
Grow a pair and find a real sport.
Schnyduh 4
Curling?
stephan18 23
Grow a pair and stop smoking weed. Nice Monster stickers on your phone, that's so phresh!
ScottieZ 0
No need to disrespect the weed bro..
alpaquette91 9
Lol three topics... One comment >_< .
pfx2_fml 15
Stop being a little bitch
pfx2_fml 15
Stop being a little bitch
Freeze_fml 17
You tell 'em sticker man.
reddawn85 8
Stop trying to be an Internet tough guy, pussy.
SnowFlakeInAK 7
Why don't you grow a pair and get a: 1.) Hair cut 2.) New hat 3.) Photo... Theses myspace bathroom pics are SO 5 years ago! 4.) A life so you're not such a damn pathetic whiner!
nitram0606 0
He really is a whiney bitch. You know when you see someone and just seeing their 'douchebaggery' makes you want to beat their face in with a claw-hammer, you're that person.
nigrice 0
Yeah awesome photo bro did your boyfriend help you with the angle of your hat?
nitram0606 0
He sort of looks like a gay Justin Bieber -- Implying that he makes Justin bieber look straight --
mrahhhhh 21
#6: From the little I know of you, I am almost certain you stand for everything I don't. It's safe to assume that if I ever met you in real life, I would hate you with such a raw energy that anyone could feel it coming off me, and I would sell you out in a heartbeat, even if I had nothing to gain, just to see you in agony, because every time I get a douchebag into serious shit s/he deserves, mrahhhhh smiles and adds an estimated month to his lifespan.
BB_ava 0
6, an elite kendo practitioner could probably destroy any elite guy from a sport you call 'a real sport'
otb113 7
From the looks of his picture, this fat **** shouldn't be talking about sports.
otb113 7
Oh and thank you #35. Not only did you serve in the armed forces, but you shut assholes like this up.
the_ace1337 0
I want in on this! Uh I fart in your general direction! Yeah that's my best insult :3
thesiwel 0
66 awesome, I bite my thumb at him sir
Wdgames 0
This may be one of the most beautiful mass trollings ever.
pfx2_fml 15
All of you are here talking shit about my picture yet none of you have a picture of yourself on here, but if talking shit about other people online makes you feel better about your body then go right ahead.
pfx2_fml 15
All of you are here talking shit about my picture yet none of you have a picture of yourself on here, but if talking shit about other people online makes you feel better about your body then go right ahead.
bratprince 0
Why are you replying ? Never reply when you're getting thrashed, just take it and comment somewhere else.
alpaquette91 9
88- agreed....
otb113 7
"Tubby mad, tubby feel picked on :("
Lightbulb830 4
You should probably just attempt fencing, that might make you less of a bitch. Most likely not, but your boyfriend would enjoy your tighter asshole. Make sure to squeeze it.
graped112 5
#26 - And why the **** is an ex-marine on this site telling a ******* 15/16 year old kid off? Go do something productive you ******* ******...
pfx2_fml 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Grow a pair and find a real sport.
nitram0606 0
You're the little bitch. I find it amazing the kind of douchebags that try to defend the smoking of weed. I couldn't care less either way when it comes to weed; however, having morons like you as the inadvertent "face" of the pro-weed campaign really discredits the movement.
CareFace 16
Damn pessimist.. All negative and such...
awesomeooo3 0
Yeah, on the positive side, one on one lessons with the teacher. They usually cost more than group lessons.
alpaquette91 9
Look on the bright side, you will always win... By default :/.... But it will be a win!
joanikens 18
more one on one time with the teacher lol
Lightbulb830 4
Wouldn't they cancel the class because there is not enough people? Just wondering.
RA661 8
Somethings just aren't as popular as before, bro.
RA661 8
Some things* Auto-correct, I disapprove.