Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend‘s birthday was two weeks ago, so I immediately sent him a message as if it was today. He didn’t believe my excuses. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
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instnt1nfction 17
he is a genius
yourlifesfucked 0
Anyone else wondering why she was lying about her period?
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Comments (124)
Opium_Production 5
my old girlfriend didn't have periods so I never had that problem. :o
Enslaved 38
Did she not have get period because she was "old"? Your wording can be taken a few ways if you don't explain it better.
Quest_ 13
Or maybe he was dating a six year old.
premiermois 5
A very small number of women naturally don't have them. Lucky bitches they are. A few mentally unstable ones damage their bodies so much that it ceases for months, years or forever, sadly. Some are on a pill for it. Those are the most common reasons I can think of aside from pregnant and old women. Edit: **** yeah, #69.
ecascio2010 9
what does your birthday have anything to do with you being on your period? what was the lie? your fml makes no sense.
grapisy 8
I'll spell it out for you; 1) OP us on her period 2) Boyfriend knows that 3) It's OPs birthday 4) Boyfriend doesn't know that Got it?
grapisy 8
correction, i misread. 1) OP is not on her period 2) Boyfriend knows that 3) It's OPs birthday 4) Boyfriend doesn't knoe that the lie is that she was on her period got it now?
premiermois 5
To the ladies who are afraid of talking about it: don't be. There's not a damned thing in the world that you can do to prevent it or change its course (pills, maybe, but not all of them do the job and you still can't control it whenever you want). You just can't help it, so there's no logical reason to be ashamed of it. If your guy doesn't get it... well... then that isn't your problem.
Maht_fml 0
I've memorized some menstrual cycles too. I never forget birthdays though. Your boyfriend is awesome for memorizing.
hottiebrunette 0
what a great birthday present
birdfreak 24
Awwww that sux but happy birthday!
StuffedNinja 0
Whata creep.
simsims7 6
at least he remembers something x)
77wade 0
I would to
Kukua 5
Yeah sounds like a winner of a relationship. He can't be bothered to remember her bday, and she lies so she doesn't have to have sex with him. You guys sound really happy together.
TheCountess 4
My sentiments exactly.