Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend‘s birthday was two weeks ago, so I immediately sent him a message as if it was today. He didn’t believe my excuses. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
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instnt1nfction 17
he is a genius
yourlifesfucked 0
Anyone else wondering why she was lying about her period?
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2cacrawf 0
I would .. so that when were in bed n he's wondering why I'm not getting into it I Dnt have to explain it to him .. he will know
perdix 31
Makes sense. He knows about your periods as it serves his needs, but pretends to forget about your birthday to avoid catering to yours. Smart ... Selfish, but smart.
Iluvfmls95 0
Lol. Wow . That suckks
hesaidsimplyiam 0
if he's your bf you should be able to trust him(: I just recently started dating a guy and I'm pretty open about it. he thinks it's gross but still likes me hahaha
wsquah 4
you are my idol!
ChibiKarr 3
Men: if it doesn't deal with sex, alcohol, or football they usually don't care. :L
sourgirl101 29
I would think most girls like having "Birthday Sex" Damn they even make songs about it.(:
Hempseed 27
Wonder how you'd react if a man made a similar comment regarding women, like: "Women: If it doesn't deal with make up, dresses, high heels, the colour pink, relying on the husband to pay for everything, the idea of getting married and having babies, cooking, cleaning - basically any kind of domestic chore, they usually don't care." Or is it only sexist when men do it?
igoteffed 0
you have about 12 periods a year. which equals 84 days(assuming your periods last 7 days) a year where your not the best to be around. you have one birthday a year. so you should be proud he can remember anything at all. 84/365>1/365
premiermois 5
I get the feeling you win most of your arguments.
socerchic 0
Sneaky mo fo that guy is..... damn.
Ilikethenamesam 3
happy birthday!
cupcakesmile23 0
all the people who said you deserved it are mostly guys ..