Today, I met my husband's family for the first time. My nightmare versions were better. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Fancy seeing you here
Today, I met my girlfriend's husband for the first time. It went surprisingly well, despite neither of us knowing the other existed before tonight, but it's still a miserable situation no matter what. FML
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, for the second time, I met the man I'm having an arranged marriage with in 3 months. I'd previously met him last night, while he was mugging me. FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
It's not for everyone
Today, my fiancé had a nightmare and sat bolt upright in bed, claimed he had a nightmare where we were married, then his head hit the pillow and he was asleep again. That was his nightmare. Us being married. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
Winner
Today, my parents met my fiancée's parents for the first time in a large family gathering two weeks before our formal wedding. Both sets of parents were telling funny stories about our pasts. My dad's story won. He told how I spent a week in jail earlier this year. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my family. The night consisted of my sisters hiding in a tent and chasing us around in it, my parents singing songs from 'The Lion King' opera-style and throwing cheese at him. Pretty sure he's freaked out. FML
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Xcherrypie 16
Your husband has made your dreams come true... in a manner of speaking.
LiterOfCola 16
Inlaws from hell?
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LiterOfCola 16
Inlaws from hell?
Blackmail111 9
Try demon spawn from hell.
DooleyFTW 17
Maybe they're just the type of people who come off as intimidating at first! There's always hope that they could turn out to be perfectly nice people.
doctorhook86 25
Anybody here ever read H.P. Lovecraft's "The Dunwich Horror"? Because this FML made me picture the family from that story.
mrsstaken 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
10- Why do you have to meet the parents before getting married? Are you marrying the parents too? Maybe he knew how bad his parents were and wanted to lock her in before they scared her away?!? I never met my ex-in-laws and I've only met my new in-laws once.
walmartpaysme 15
You always should meet the parents first. If your spouse doesn't want you to meet their parents they are hiding something. (maybe just an embarrassingly horrible family) Personally, I wish I had never met my In-laws, but doing so gives me more insight into my husbands personality.
twinkiefeets 17
Generally you do meet the parents before you get married. It's weird not too. You marry the family too
walmartpaysme 15
You should try working out your problems not burying them 39. Family should be more important than that.
awkward_gothlady 32
Maybe they met and married in another country. I don't think my dad's parents met my mom and her family until a few days before the wedding. Yes, that's before the wedding and not after, but it could also be that the husband and his family weren't particularly close, or that they aren't very nice to him, either, so he put off introducing his wife to them until it was unavoidable.
blackpuddle 30
43 there are some things that just can't be fixed. I had to cut my parents and siblings out of my life because of how they treated me. There was no fixing it despite years of me trying. I'm better off now without them. I still talk to my extended family, and when I have to see my parents at a wedding I keep it polite, but otherwise there's not contact and it's better that way. I still have nightmares from what they did to me, and I hope my boyfriend never has to meet them.
db9372 6
That's y u meet the parents before u jump the broom... Duh!
that_kid0110 0
That's what I was thinking
strokedturbogsxr 3
There could be numerous reasons why she hasn't met them. I've been married for about a year and my wife hasn't met any of my family, but I'm also in the military getting deployed alot and it's not that easy to just take off and travel across the states whenever I want
Soloman212 28
53, I'm glad you'd husband is so understanding, and is on your side. I've seen similar situations pan out much worse... When a spouse lets their family ties divide them from their wedded lover, even when they don't agree with them. Such as by refusing to acknowledge terrible in laws.
xleanne_aLly 23
39, you remind me of my uncles bitch girlfriend. She tried to get him to cut alll of his family out of his life because we were mad at her for cheating. And they ended up not inviting any of us to his wedding. They're now divorced. Maybe in the future you be too. Since family's obviously not important to you.
jkmartinjk 16
Everyone is assuming she meant parents when all the post said is 'family.'
emag_eht 18
94- there's a difference between your stories unless your family tormented her like the other commenter's family did. She SHOULD feel horrible about cheating and she wasn't justified in cutting you off since she was at fault. If you did nothing and your family tormented you then you should either go see a family counselor or simply cut them off. It would be the best for your own well being. My friends mom is a huge gambler and lost all the money for rent, bills, etc while gambling. My friend and her mentally ill brother had to basically scrape the piggy bank for food. They cut her off an moved as soon as they could. I see that as a good reason to cut a family member off. You don't have to hate the person but there's just times where you can't do anything to make it better anymore.
Xcherrypie 16
Your husband has made your dreams come true... in a manner of speaking.
gc327072 31
Can't be as bad as in nightmares. Idk about you guys, but most of my nightmares are either way too strange to seem feasible or unrealistic entirely. Like that time I fell up...
awkward_gothlady 32
Maybe that's why she liked the nightmares better. They were too strange to be feasible, or, more likely, she can wake up from a nightmare.
LiterOfCola 16
Ugh.. too strange to seem feasible and unrealistic are synonymous
hb215 2
What's the difference between in laws and out laws? Outlaws are wanted! ;D
chowE_fml 4
Although I do love reading shorter FMLs, this is the kind of FML that needs details
MrTeasel 3
I can't believe it took you so long to meet the Outlaws!!! If you'd have met them sooner you could have got out of the relationship quick smart!!
mpsteve137 15
Better try and make friends!
onlychildFTW 34
To me it sound like OP wants to get as far away from there as possible. Don't make friends. Just get out and avoid them at all costs. If they're that bad it isn't worth the time and effort.
carnage1108 0
I doubt they strangled you with piano wire. Gotta look at the positives.
CoolBroStory 7
I think she'd rather be strangled by piano wire.
a_commenter 3
would piano wire not just slice your neck open, rather than strangling you?
hopsinlove17 26
That was on criminal minds tonightO.o
melij99 5
Well if it's the first time you've met them and your married, I hope you live far enough away to not have to deal with them too often.
Driblets 8
That Is funny you say that because my grandparents (or my mom's in laws) live right next store to us and it drives us CRAZY! Everything they do for us they expect us to do back for them double and will talk behind our backs if we do it wrong or if we are too busy to do it. It then gets the entire family involved. It sucks.
elletex 8
Uh. I think you mean "next door".
Driblets 8
Yep that would definitely make more sense wouldn't it :p? Thank you for the correction.
MadeUpEverything 2
Look at the bright side. If the first time you're meeting them is after the wedding then your husband must not see them often meaning you won't either.
botanistjessica 24
Your husband's parents? They must be pretty bad if he didn't even invite them to the wedding. (considering whether there was one, I guess)
mrsstaken 12
Court house wedding? No one needs to be there.
botanistjessica 24
Hence the blurb at the bottom.
twinkiefeets 17
Actually you do need people there. You have to have 2 witnesses.
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
Maybe their wedding was like The Hangover and the witness was a dancing homeless dude.
igive 29
^wasn't that "I now pronounce you chuck and Larry?"
sarah6786 14
38- I got married at a courthouse and you do need two witnesses but anyone there could do it, so you don't really need anyone.
FaraPjJammaz 13
Hopefully you won't see them very often
JoeRogansBEARD 15
Nope just the holidays, birthdays, baby showers, funerals, graduations and every other possible family event... But other then that not that much:)
morgiepuff 14
65- If they weren't even at the wedding, I doubt they'll be around that much.
one11oh 2
at least you're still alive :)
AClassActx3 7
Wait, you met them after you were married??? Thats odd. Sorry though OP