Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML
Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my phone there and had got a text from a guy saying, "Hi, how have you been?" FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by text at 1:30 am because he didn't want to give me "the dread of answering a phone call." When I asked him for an explanation, his reply was, "For what?" FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was cold and distant with me, after holding me the day before and telling me to my face we were OK and that he wasn’t upset anymore. I tried to give him space originally but he insisted he didn’t need it. Now I just feel stupid. FML
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t_Wag13 7
How didn't he realize that he had your phone?
crap1crap2crap3 7
Hey now, men go through hormonal changes too.
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Comments (68)
Ebola_fml 20
At least he didn't go through your phone.
upallnight11 19
Maybe he did.
FlyingPie 17
Couldn't you have just asked him what was wrong? That could have been better than waiting and looking through your phone afterward and making assumptions about what was bothering him.
ironichalibut 24
Yeah, I was thinking something similar. Except that I thought maybe there was something on the phone that might have made him feel ill at ease, or perhaps that they had lost it at all.
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
Lol
sofitina 20
You should probably explain this to him carefully and hold off mating.
samcro3 8
Men are all idiots. Wait... im a man. Damn.
buddy51 23
Yes, but does he have a mullet?
BellaBelle_fml 23
It was irrelevant, yes. But they were merely trying to be funny by referencing another recent FML.
PipingMouse 14
Wonder if it was ringing right next to him while he was calling multiple times. Did he block it out or something?
TheVoicesTalk 3
Haha, says something me! I had to read the FML three times before I got it.
BellaBelle_fml 23
I had to read your comment three times before I got it.
Skarkie321 18
I read it 6 times and I still don't get it...
toaster012 17
Maybe he forgot...?
Obey_StudBoii 23
Lol how can he be so ignorant as to be mad because you weren't answering any of your texts, and he knew from the start you left your phone at his place the night before? Time to start looking for someone who isn't as dumb as a box of rocks.