Quickshot

Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

You're welcome

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he pulled up his pants and said, "There you go." FML

Oh, hello

Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML

Hand shandy

Today, I went to dinner with my boyfriend. After we'd ordered, I started to unzip his fly really slowly. As I put my hand into his boxers, he stood up to greet his mom and dad who were joining us for dinner. FML

Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML

Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's house with nothing under my coat but some sexy lingerie. He told me he was working on an assignment, and made me wait three hours before he'd have sex with me. FML

That was quick

Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML

Timing

Today, my boyfriend came out of the closet. In the middle of us having sex. FML

Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML