fffmmll
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Anonymous
Aston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Reliena
United States
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
WAURGH
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML
FMLer
United States
Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
DrLight
Raleigh, United States
Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML
rastafarimon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML
RobinBunny713
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The Force
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
cl4ptp
Barry, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Star Wars brain
Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML
ohgod...
Magog, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Wisconsin love
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Let me Slytherin
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML
Top comments
afdude87 6
shave, for the love of god
cathylee22 4
Why does it make a funny arrrrrgggggg noise or are you just wicked hairy?
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Comments (448)
bfad2010 0
73- haha win
jeffdubya 0
wax that shit!
Stiffilz 0
oh my god wax ya snatch you dirty sloth! YDI
1234USMC 0
126 Yeah dog including my baby girl Selena Gomez. I'm sad to say you're wrong dog he prolly gets more girls than both you and me combined.
ilovegirlz69 0
ewww gross
1234USMC 0
you should consider it an honor and a privilege to have your ****** compared to chewbacca!! haha Jk that sucks
only1onyx 0
so your sayin wolverine is less hairy than your snatch? nair has a bikini cream you know, if you dont wanna use a razor.
MadeToCommentOnT 0
LOL
towboater198425 6
a hairy muff is cool sometimes, but if the guts are hanging out the middle, lookin like chiken liver over a clothes line, THATS NAAAASTY!
towboater198425 6
#92 probably gets plenty of "boy pussy"