fffmmll
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Aston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Reliena
United States
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
WAURGH
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML
FMLer
United States
Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
DrLight
Raleigh, United States
Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML
rastafarimon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML
RobinBunny713
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The Force
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
cl4ptp
Barry, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Star Wars brain
Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML
ohgod...
Magog, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Wisconsin love
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Let me Slytherin
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML
Top comments
afdude87 6
shave, for the love of god
cathylee22 4
Why does it make a funny arrrrrgggggg noise or are you just wicked hairy?
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Comments (448)
vintage12 0
that's extremely gross. what's wrong with your vjj? dude that'll be a turn off
theking99white 0
SHAVE!
theking99white 0
SHAVE!
Firebalone 13
Shave that shit off! Hair doesn't belong there anyway! I've been shaving there since I was 15 and been doing that for 23 years!
5t3ff1k4h 47
Hair doesn't "belong" there? Really? Then why does it grow there, honey? It's a matter of preference. If you don't LIKE the hair there, shave it off. If you don't want to shave or anything and you want to keep the hair, keep it! Also your math is a little off. You're 33, not 38. So you haven't been shaving for 23 years.
Cinn_fml 23
Steph is right, which is how I remember things being. It is preference as to what people chose to shave/trim/leave etc. Yes, their partner might have a different preference, and that's what compromise is for. It might also be that the OP's bf doesn't actually mind hair down there, but just thought he was being funny.
joey1314 5
Well she's actually 34. But I got the point you were attempting to make. And I agree with it
Blue_Barbie 0
Hey miss hairy ******...let me introduce you to the very complex term called "waxing"!!
Jenny_jen_fml 0
lol that sucks for you that's emberrasing
cheezybob 0
shave or trim or don't complain, it's like a garden it looks like shit if you don't prune it
gagaman_fml 0
i bet he likes that chewbacca if hes still with you though! LMAO!!!
madseewhy 3
guys don't like hairy *******. so shave please!! :)
joey1314 5
Please don't go and try talk for everyone. If you do not now that to be fact
jennasaurus91 0
that sucks