Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
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hkkilla 6
Which song?
ScaryyMary 14
When OP wouldn't let "Alejandro" "Poke-her-Face", he decided it wasn't worth the "Bad Romance" and dumped her over the "Telephone" saying he didn't want to play these "Love Games" anymore. "Alejandro" proceeded to dump OP for a girl who was more "Beautiful, Dirty, Rich" who said "I Like it Rough". Now, OP will cry, heartbroken in her room as "Alejandro" and his new girl "Just Dance" the night away at a club.
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Comments (433)
tim321 0
I know after this yew.d be so happy yew could die
Silencious 0
Im really sorry that happened to you, i would laugh and when i got home i would cry myself to sleep for the next feel days to next few weeks
ThatBrownChick 0
IT WAS ALEJANDRO! "I know that we are young and I know that you may love me, but I Just can't be with you like this anymore."
Firewing366 0
it was either Alejandro, Summer Boy or bad romance
Dr_PhD 0
How gay. At least now you can go out and find someone who's straight!!!! A feminine guy, get a hint? please. This shit happens to alot of girls. At least you didn't have to find out he's experimental through text or him being at gay bars without you knowing. Get tested, if you two have been sexual. Save someone as for yourself.
BambooSwitches 0
it's probably for the best, him being gay and all
breenntt 0
WOW. You deserve it for like Lady GaGa, i mean. Who actually likes her??
waitwhatsgoingon 18
Me, and her other 1000000000 billion + Little Monsters
KB_Duzit 0
sounds gay
emodude44 0
I can't play this Lovegame anymore. This is a Bad Romance and I need to Just Dance in the Dark. Sometimes you stalk me like the Papparazzi and you can be a real Monster. You always just say "Oh Alejandero, You make me So Happy I Could Die." Again, Again. I only wanted to be your Summerboy though. I can't hold my Poker Face anymore. Your so Beautiful Dirty and Rich. But I just don't have enough Money Honey for you to act like your Fame. So Eh Eh. Nothing Else I Can Say. We had some fun. You sucked my dick. So see ya later Imma dump you bitch!
niinjablast 0
obviously, you weren't the only one on his disco stick.