Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
Top comments
hkkilla 6
Which song?
ScaryyMary 14
When OP wouldn't let "Alejandro" "Poke-her-Face", he decided it wasn't worth the "Bad Romance" and dumped her over the "Telephone" saying he didn't want to play these "Love Games" anymore. "Alejandro" proceeded to dump OP for a girl who was more "Beautiful, Dirty, Rich" who said "I Like it Rough". Now, OP will cry, heartbroken in her room as "Alejandro" and his new girl "Just Dance" the night away at a club.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (433)
Annapo 0
Ya, I'm assuming it was "Bad Romance." Probably said something like "sorry but i feel like I'm caught in a bad romance." And just becuase he knows the lyrics to a Lady Gaga song doesn't mean he's gay. He probably just listens to lame radio stations like 107.9.
ashleeamp 0
I know that we are young, and i know that you may love me, but I just can't be with you like this anymore! Alejandro... Stop! Please! Just let me go.. Alejandro, just let me go!
Flypig777 0
Well, it's obvious that he's homosexual.
deetee899 0
lmao... it was probly Bad Romance
skaterpunk18 0
whoop whoop your ex is awesome! go gaga!!!
waitwhatsgoingon 18
Agreed 100 ******* %
batgirl_babygirl 0
it was probably "eh eh" ....that's the only one that sounds like a good break up song
squirrelaids 0
lol it was probably Alejandro :)
Iowa123 0
68- Are you 'Mr. Sassy Pants,' or 'Mrs. Assy Pants'? :P
Iowa123 0
Oh, and... the post? Hmmm... I don't know any GG songs... um... NO COMMENT.
7g23 0
!HE'S GAY! You're better off.