Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
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hkkilla 6
Which song?
ScaryyMary 14
When OP wouldn't let "Alejandro" "Poke-her-Face", he decided it wasn't worth the "Bad Romance" and dumped her over the "Telephone" saying he didn't want to play these "Love Games" anymore. "Alejandro" proceeded to dump OP for a girl who was more "Beautiful, Dirty, Rich" who said "I Like it Rough". Now, OP will cry, heartbroken in her room as "Alejandro" and his new girl "Just Dance" the night away at a club.
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kyat288 9
which lyrics?
Valentine_Beauty 5
which song?
ammerhammer 3
Bad romance?
Bibi_302 7
Bf: Don't want your love or your lovers revenge, you and me just had a bad romance!
MiaXMoonlight 10
That would be my dream break up.
PyroDaher 0
I bet u had a p-p-poker face... That's a pun btw
Kyoakuhan 22
Puns are bad enough. If you have to explain it's a pun, something has gone horribly wrong.
lalaney 14
Is he maybe gay?
fantasyworld 39
Bad romance?
kunjac0945 21
I hope he practiced his choreography. The whole show breaks down without it.
vdturner25 15
You seem to have made a mistake there OP. Sounds like you had a girlfriend instead of a boyfriend