Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
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hkkilla 6
Which song?
ScaryyMary 14
When OP wouldn't let "Alejandro" "Poke-her-Face", he decided it wasn't worth the "Bad Romance" and dumped her over the "Telephone" saying he didn't want to play these "Love Games" anymore. "Alejandro" proceeded to dump OP for a girl who was more "Beautiful, Dirty, Rich" who said "I Like it Rough". Now, OP will cry, heartbroken in her room as "Alejandro" and his new girl "Just Dance" the night away at a club.
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Comments (433)
terror_twins 0
#65= win! hahahaha this makes me laugh more than feel bad for OP.
codymaxey033 0
Personally I don't think lady gaga is a female....she looks manly to me an also only a guy would put "lady" to try to convice others they are a woman..
Shineygirl16 0
which lyrics????
TheApologist 0
that sucks, he couldn't come up with a better way to tell you he's gay?
Kamikaze702 0
Lol my friend said that she is trying to hypnotize people with her songs. Maybe it told him too :p
Iowa123 0
That's pretty sly... *Clap, clap, clap.* Though that sucks. D: But it's funny. :D
CamH_fml 0
FYL. It's always hard to find out when your significant other likes men....
frosting1012 0
that sucks
Wizzards_fml 0
gay as ass
Einthe 0
Stop calling, stop calling, I don't wanna think anymore... Seriously, OP, what song was it? Lady Gaga rules!